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so I walk in to Sams club for paper plates and Dixie cups for a family gathering I am cooking for and walk out with paper plates Dixie cups and a and a new portable amp. has any one else used one of these things? I would post a picture but I am a little on the dont know how to side of things. monster rock and roller charge it up and play it any where.179 bucks, so far im pretty happy with it came with a mic, I can run my phone or I pod through it on blue tooth and play along with  a guitar plugged in and the mic all at the same time. supposed to run up to 10 hours on a charge.

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I use paper plates all the time. Dixie cups, only when there is a party or gathering. Not on a regular basis. Paper plates mainly because they don`t have to be washed.Just the cheapest paper plates. Dixie paper plates are too expensive

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Re: monster rock and roller

joeyjoeyjoey wrote:

I use paper plates all the time. Dixie cups, only when there is a party or gathering. Not on a regular basis. Paper plates mainly because they don`t have to be washed.Just the cheapest paper plates. Dixie paper plates are too expensive

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Sorry, Mojo ... JJJ really distracted me with that one. What's ironic is that buying an amp "on impulse" sounds more like something he'd do! big_smile Sounds like you've got yourself a versatile unit that will be ideal for jam sessions, friends over, travel, etc. Is this it?

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joeyjoeyjoey wrote:

I use paper plates all the time. Dixie cups, only when there is a party or gathering. Not on a regular basis. Paper plates mainly because they don`t have to be washed.Just the cheapest paper plates. Dixie paper plates are too expensive


hmmm thought I hit the report button but this box popped up.

JJJ that is some funny s@#t I dont care who you are. I am with you on the dixie products way to expensive but my wife insist on the good stuff and she says the wal mart brand colors clash the cool whip serving bowls.

TF thats the one ,about the only thing it does not have is a dixie cup holder on it

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Mojo,
That's only bc you did not get the Monster Amp -   D.C. Model !
http://i1172.photobucket.com/albums/r566/JK072652/0082739653072_A_zpsummygg8f.jpeg

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^ Now that's funny - Well done TIGLJK! big_smile

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Re: monster rock and roller

mojo01 wrote:
joeyjoeyjoey wrote:

I use paper plates all the time. Dixie cups, only when there is a party or gathering. Not on a regular basis. Paper plates mainly because they don`t have to be washed.Just the cheapest paper plates. Dixie paper plates are too expensive


hmmm thought I hit the report button but this box popped up.

JJJ that is some funny s@#t I dont care who you are. I am with you on the dixie products way to expensive but my wife insist on the good stuff and she says the wal mart brand colors clash the cool whip serving bowls.

TF thats the one ,about the only thing it does not have is a dixie cup holder on it

You were going to hit report?? You`re the one that asked if anyone ever used Dixie cups and paper plates.

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TIGLJK all it needs now is a keg

JJJ that could have been the contents of the dixie cup talking .

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Lucky for you Mojo that there is the Plus model - deluxe - especially for our Texas folk !!  smile
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Mojo, that thing has some pretty good reviews online.  Seems like a good purchase, for a portable doodad.  Too bad they didn't have the DC Plus model in store, though.  tongue  (nice one Jim!  Ha!)

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Looks like a grown up Mr. Microphone. Pretty cool.

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mekidsmom wrote:

Mojo, that thing has some pretty good reviews online.  Seems like a good purchase, for a portable doodad.  Too bad they didn't have the DC Plus model in store, though.  tongue  (nice one Jim!  Ha!)

I DID FIND A REVIEW FOR DIXIE CUPS
Dixie PerfecTouch Cup
Dixie PerfecTouch Cup
By DIXIE
Product Details
These specially insulated cups are available in a variety of attractive designs, giving consumers a higher perception of product quality and elevating business returns. The construction of the PerfecTouch cup extends consumption time while adding confidence in overall product quality. Its outer lining keeps hands comfortable to the touch and eliminates the need for double-cupping. Look for the compatible Dixie 20 oz. PerfecTouch Hot Drink Lids.

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LOL ... with all of TIG's modifications, that Monster is looking less portable all the time. Another useful addition might be a grill (or BBQ as we say here in the north). I hope the amp is as much fun as this thread. big_smile

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Well that's a mighty fine gadget I`d say
Take it anywhere , any day
No big set up
I hear a few hiccups
As you settle down and play

First few songs and strums
Going really well , using your thumb
The keg getting lighter
You sound a bit brighter

You got a monster rock and roller
Now you just gotta holler
With mic, amp and guitar
You strut your stuff, your a star
You got ya mojo on

Songs are getting longer
Words getting slower
Keg half empty
Legs wobble plenty
But that rock and roller is steady
It's all set up and ready

Last couple of songs now
This gadget has it all
You emptied the keg completely
head feels like lead
Think it's time now for bed
Go rest your head
And dream of your rock and roller

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Wonderful ... that's brilliant, Jandle! Grinning from ear-to-ear as I read it! lol

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Nice poem Jandle and the description is outstanding.

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Fantastic Jan !  Quite clever -  well done!
JIm

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Mojo your monster rock and roller looks like a great machine to take to a party or use while busking.
Jandle your words are brilliant.

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Jandle wrote:

Well that's a mighty fine gadget I`d say
Take it anywhere , any day
No big set up
I hear a few hiccups
As you settle down and play

First few songs and strums
Going really well , using your thumb
The keg getting lighter
You sound a bit brighter

You got a monster rock and roller
Now you just gotta holler
With mic, amp and guitar
You strut your stuff, your a star
You got ya mojo on

Songs are getting longer
Words getting slower
Keg half empty
Legs wobble plenty
But that rock and roller is steady
It's all set up and ready

Last couple of songs now
This gadget has it all
You emptied the keg completely
head feels like lead
Think it's time now for bed
Go rest your head
And dream of your rock and roller


Ha ha ha.  What fun!  Thanks Jandle.

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Re: monster rock and roller

Cool amp. Surely the super deluxe version would have a cooler too? Maybe an ice dispenser? And of course a bottle of JD?

Jandle, I bet your voice with a little uke background would be fabulso

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Jandle wrote:

Well that's a mighty fine gadget I`d say
Take it anywhere , any day
No big set up
I hear a few hiccups
As you settle down and play

First few songs and strums
Going really well , using your thumb
The keg getting lighter
You sound a bit brighter

You got a monster rock and roller
Now you just gotta holler
With mic, amp and guitar
You strut your stuff, your a star
You got ya mojo on

Songs are getting longer
Words getting slower
Keg half empty
Legs wobble plenty
But that rock and roller is steady
It's all set up and ready

Last couple of songs now
This gadget has it all
You emptied the keg completely
head feels like lead
Think it's time now for bed
Go rest your head
And dream of your rock and roller


Jan good one , cracked me up
did I mention this thing has a bottle opener on it to????

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Oh dear Lord - let this be the last Model !
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time to rename this thread NMAKDCIDWBOJDD
that translates to new monster amp keg dixie cup ice dispenser with bottle opener jack Daniels day. of course that depends on any new updates. i hear that the new super deluxe signature model will be four wheel drive limited edition personally autographed Mojo. thats the rumor on the street any way

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OK

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Here at Mojo Sporting Life - we take our customers opinions and suggestions very seriously- and try to accommodate them all !
This is a superb product.

However, this is the final version because of two reasons:
1) This really is the best there is !
2)  there's no more resources in the factory as the labor has all disappeared riding on the inventory !  smile
         (especially after  adding the mandatory Texas Gun Rack to all 4 wheeled ATV vehicles! smile

Hope you enjoy your new product !

P.S. For your safety, our modern technology has developed a system  in which the weapon will not function if the keg and/or cooler is in operation or the seal on the JD Bottle is broken !

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