Topic: THINGS THAT ARE INPOSIBLE TO DO
Sew a button on a fart
Ride Safe!
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spell imposible
and sell a manicure to a no handed man............hehe
Give everything but up.
- upyerkilt
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guarantee a soldier's life while serving in Iraq!
ye get some that are cut out for the job and others just get by from pretending
- HannahBeth
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fart the alphabet..... now if somebody figgers out how though please share lol
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- boxer
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Learn barre chords
aka ...... Boxer Petal....<3
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Fart the alphabet? apparently theres a guy somewhere on the east side of the U.S who can, after having a serious car crash that seriously messed up his bowels he's now able to fart tunes at will.
Makes for some interesting MTV I reckon.
as for impossible
Fart, sneeze burp hiccup while taking a dump and a wee at the same time, anyone who can do THAT deserves medals
peas
- danspr
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climb up a slippery flagpole
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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel
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Jimi Hendrix
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Gill once burpep vermisilitude (no idea what it means, our guitarist came up with it). i reckon thats impossible to repeat by anyone. mp3 proof to the contrary will be required.
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Be an honest lawyer.
"If You Always Do What You've Always Done - You'll Always Get What You've Always Got !"
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To read all the books i have piled up!
To listen to all the music i have not had the time to do!
Learn how to say "No" and mean it.
To write/type all the Stuff that twirls endlessly in my head!
Old Doll.
Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
- Jikklop
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Hey,
Sell shoes to a footless person.
Say "Super-cali-fragilistic-expi-alla-docius" backwards really fast 10 times.
Watch "The Butterfly Effect" and not get freaked out.
Keep me away from my guitar!
Jikklop
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet.
- arkady
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Hi
Live forever
Prove the existence of God
Prove non existence of God
Stop or reverse time
Prove that Cricket is better than Baseball….. Or viser verser.
Ark
- Detman101
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Capture Osama Bin Laden...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
Dm
"Talent instantly recognizes genius,
but mediocrity knows nothing more than itself."
-Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle
but mediocrity knows nothing more than itself."
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- jerome.oneil
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Stick your elbow in your ear.
Someday we'll win this thing...
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- selso
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please my boss or make my girlfriend happy. not in that paticular order
Everything is bad including me
But being bad is good policy
Reverend Horton Heat
But being bad is good policy
Reverend Horton Heat
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I got another one;
Rotate your right leg in a clockwise rotation, keep doing this, now grab a pen and paper and draw the number six. Notice what happens to your leg.
Pretty freaky,huh?
Okay, one more;
Say "Toy Boat" 8 times real fast. ( go on and try it, you know you want to)
Give everything but up.
- Zurf
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selso wrote:
please my boss or make my girlfriend happy. not in that paticular order
You mean they're different people?
- Zurf
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If it comes from the heart and you add a few beers... it'll be awesome! - Mekidsmom
When in doubt ... hats. - B.G. Dude
If it comes from the heart and you add a few beers... it'll be awesome! - Mekidsmom
When in doubt ... hats. - B.G. Dude
- Detman101
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Zurf wrote:
selso wrote:please my boss or make my girlfriend happy. not in that paticular order
You mean they're different people?
- Zurf
Rofl...he must not be married.
Us married guys know that one ALL TOO WELL!
lol,
Dm
"Talent instantly recognizes genius,
but mediocrity knows nothing more than itself."
-Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle
but mediocrity knows nothing more than itself."
-Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle
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make my wife happy.
- jpage_roxmysox
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sing in Gettys key on 'fly by night'
get ALL the toilet paper out of the tree in my front yard
convince my parents that playing guitar (for hours) helps me with my homework
spell fahrenheit without looking at a dictionary or using spellcheck
If you spend your life judging people, how will you ever have time to love them ♥
- selso
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i am married and shes the boss i just dont get paid to put up with her crap. well sometimes....
Everything is bad including me
But being bad is good policy
Reverend Horton Heat
But being bad is good policy
Reverend Horton Heat
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Rotating the right foot works fine if you are left handed.
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Rotating the right foot works fine if you are left handed.
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I like arkady's.
Teach a monkey to speak pig latin.
- gitaardocphil
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Did you ever hold a flame close to your a**? You should try it, and certainly after a big meal, with beans, eggs, brussels sprouts, yep, these green things are from Belgium.
You can even fart in a bottle (the more he smells the better) and close the bottle immediately. One year later, you ask someone to open the bottle, and look at his/her face: it still smells like hell (but you really need to close it very well).
About farting: I am sure if this is your speciality, you can place a microphone and instead of being a guitar player, you are a (F)artist (nice word by the way): what do you do for living, WELL I AM A FARTIST.
At the end of 1800 (1894) and 1900 there was a guy performing in Paris, in the MOULIN ROUGE, called "le petomane"( translated in English: the fart maniac. (see wikipedia). His real name is, or was JOSEPH PUJOL (+1945). He was able to fart the "Marseillaise= French national hymn.
On youtube there is a video called "blazing sadles".
Today there are also some FARTISTS. Take google: search fart artists, you will even see that they sell a "fart cd" on amazon.com.
Small extra note: every living person farts a few hours a day, most of the people don't realise it. When you breathe, or you drink a soda, just remember that the air going IN, has to come OUT. Oral & Anal.
If we are able to colour a fart, in red or green, you will see, walking on 5th avenue in New York, a lot of red "clouds" behind men and women.
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1 fart a day, keeps the bugs away.
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- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]