1 Topic by motomad (edited by motomad 2007-08-22 12:13:21)

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Topic: SODS LAW OR THE LAW OF THE SOD

1.buttered toast  when dropped usually lands butter side down

2.you break your big toe,on the way to the hospital someone stands on it

3.you have the house to yourself,set your guitar and amp up, then your grandmother comes to visit

3.you get in the shower and the telephone rings

4.you sit down to watch a film on tv,then realize you read the day before's tv listings and its not on

5.you order some food,wait 2 hours for it to arrive,open it to find you've got someone else's. order

6.you always stall the car at traffic lights when they turn green

7.slam your front door then realize your keys are locked in the house

8.reach across a pub table to shake someones hand and knock their drink all over them

9.you spend 30 minutes trying to iron the creases out of a shirt then realize the iron is not on

10.you try to think of 10 'law of the sods' and can only do 9

CAN YOU ADD TO THIS LIST?

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Re: SODS LAW OR THE LAW OF THE SOD

10. you wake up the usual time for work and realize that it is your day off.

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Murphy's law states that if you drop your toast and it does not fall on the buttered side....then you have buttered the wrong side.

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Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.

no matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.

Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
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If anything can go wrong, it will

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

I may be goin' to hell in a bucket babe
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Dropkick Murphys.............
If ye crank the music of this band in ye home, ye will dance wildly and break ye wifes fine china??!!!.........(accidentally)

Give everything but up.
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Laughing my great big fat ass off! Ida loved to a seen yer face!

Is anything really made up of zeros and ones??

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Re: SODS LAW OR THE LAW OF THE SOD

fantastic topic as well as very very funnyreplies.

Whenever you get to traffic lights they are always at red.




Ken

ye get some that are cut out for the job and others just get by from pretending
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Re: SODS LAW OR THE LAW OF THE SOD

Here's a confucious take : Man who lives in glass house...best get dressed in basement.

If at first you don't succeed....stop before you make a total prat of yourself.

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Hi
Here's something for you to ponder over.
What would happen if you tied a buttered peice of bread to the back of a cat, and then lobbed it out of a window?

Ark,

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Re: SODS LAW OR THE LAW OF THE SOD

arkady wrote:

Hi
Here's something for you to ponder over.
What would happen if you tied a buttered peice of bread to the back of a cat, and then lobbed it out of a window?

Ark,

meowww....splat!

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nadine2 wrote:
arkady wrote:

Hi
Here's something for you to ponder over.
What would happen if you tied a buttered peice of bread to the back of a cat, and then lobbed it out of a window?

Ark,

meowww....splat!

ARRRR.......But which way up.:)

13 Reply by nadine2 (edited by nadine2 2007-08-23 17:23:23)

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Re: SODS LAW OR THE LAW OF THE SOD

That is the question...well, if the cat lands on it's back then you have obviously buttered the right side. If the cat lands on it's face then you obviously have not buttered the right side of the toast...get another cat, smear bread and repeat. When the cat lands on it's back...you have buttered the right side!
Alternatively, go to the pub and drink enough untill you see double cats...one of them is sure to land the right side up!!!
PS: This should be read in that annoying voice you  get on automated responses.

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Well I'm glad we sorted that one out then........
Just a little thought on the Law.

When you havn't planned to get into a situation where Sod's Law could do anything that could possibly bother you in the slightest, Sod's law dictates it will bugger up someone else's day, which will inadvertantly ruin your day as well.

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How about telemarketers only calling during dinner

You have to forget about what other people say; when you're supposed to die, when you're supposed to be lovin'. You have to forget about all these things. You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
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My Internet went down so i phoned the helpline, it went something like this..ring ring....welcome to the help center please select a number so we can deal with your query...

press 1 if you are a new customer

press 2 if you are thinking of leaving us

press 3 if you would like to pay your bill

press 4 if you would like to upgrade your services

press 5 if you would like to recomend a friend.....

so i pressed 1 thinking i would get answered more quickly...hello....hello my Internet is down ...you've pressed the wrong number...what number is the one for Internet being down?... there is no number...well can you help me...no!...

so thinking id made a wrong selection i phoned again..this time i selected 5......hello..hello my Internet is down...oh its you again...yeh its me...have you tried turning your modem off and then back on...yeh i tried that...did it work?....mate would i be pressing all these numbers if it had worked?....i don't know what else to suggest im the only one in the office and i just answer the phone......... i give up!

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Press 6 repeatedly if you are obsessive compulsive!

I may be goin' to hell in a bucket babe
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mhebert wrote:

Press 6 repeatedly if you are obsessive compulsive!

i did press 6 and got through to the kebab house

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sods law continued: - it takes you all night to do wot you used to do all night.

someone says to you 'i never forget a face but in your case, i'll make an exception'