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Topic: THBFLLLPTT !!!

I guess this would a foot-stomping pub song, when the set list and requests have been exhausted. Should be easy to put a tune to or add extra verses, but I'll leave that to the rest of you. Honestly, I have no freakin' idea where this foolishness came from! Of course the title is what's known as the "Bronx Cheer".

THBFLLLPTT !!!

I went thbfllptt, right in the Fuhrer's face
I went thbfllptt, right in the Fuhrer's face
He sputtered and fumed and his face went red,
He fell off his Panzer and bumped his head,
I went thbfllptt, right in the Fuhrer's face.

I went thbfllptt, right in Ghadaffi's face
I went thbfllptt, right in Ghadaffi's face
He uttered a curse and waved his hands,
He tripped on his robes and fell in the sand,
I went thbfllptt, right in Ghadaffi's face.

I went thbfllptt, right in Bin Laden's face
I went thbfllptt, right in Bin Laden's face
He filmed a foul threat all big and brave,
He choked in his sleep and died in his cave,
I went thbfllptt, right in Bin Laden's face.

I went thbfllptt, right in me missus' face
I went thbfllptt, right in me missus' face
She slapped me hard and knocked me down,
She cut me off with definite frown,
Never go thbfllptt, right in yer missus' face.

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Re: THBFLLLPTT !!!

TF That is clever.

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Re: THBFLLLPTT !!!

That's a cracker and also true, the next verse must be about Trump?
You're very brave if you went THBFLLLPTT in your wife's face, but you must have survived it as you wrote this?

Phill

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Re: THBFLLLPTT !!!

Excellent !!

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Re: THBFLLLPTT !!!

haha very clever TF.   One question ....... how do you say or sing THBFLLLPIT?  lol

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Re: THBFLLLPTT !!!

Jandle wrote:

haha very clever TF.   One question ....... how do you say or sing THBFLLLPIT?  lol

I believe it's what's known as the "Bronx Cheer" or "Blowing a raspberry" ... easier to show than explain:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ojg0Uu0k5GI/hqdefault.jpg

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Re: THBFLLLPTT !!!

Phill Williams wrote:

That's a cracker and also true, the next verse must be about Trump?
You're very brave if you went THBFLLLPTT in your wife's face, but you must have survived it as you wrote this?

Phill

Hahaha ... I had to be careful, Phill, and only chose people who are (a) dead, and (b) almost universally despised. The last verse about my dear wife is not a true incident in any way; I just thought it would add a twist of humour to an already idiotic poem / song.

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Re: THBFLLLPTT !!!

Too funny and I am sure in a bar somewhere it would be a classic hit --- not very sanitary on the dance floor or elsewhere - but a blast to sing along to. 
I can't wait till one of you musicians puts it to music !
Great job

Jim

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Re: THBFLLLPTT !!!

I disagree with by your use of the word "idiotic" I think it's intelligent and concise.

You could add Maggie Thatcher  and Winston Churchill to your list. Both sacrificed lives for their own glory and place in history. OMG politics again?

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