Message To ALL Rock 'n Roll Heroes!!!!

i remember my mother commenting on the stones when they first appeared on top of the pops she said they were the ugliest pop group she'd ever seen, well mam, they're even uglier now.

and bill my friend, i wouldn't want keith richards blood running through my veins, have you seen his fingers? he must be riddled with arthritis, and i'd probably come out of the transfusion an alcoholic