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Yes Roger, thats me. Thats why I use it as my signature
Thick as two short planks
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Roger Guppy wrote:
Someone not so clever -"As thick as two short planks"
Someone who is silly - "As daft as a brush"
Someone very slim - "Like a beanpole"
Someone who is poor - "Hasn't got two ha'pence to rub together" ( ha'pence = half a penny)
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general Brit sayings;
not the brightest spark....
a Welsh one...I ti'yn twp? frenetically; ee teen twp? meaning; are you stupid?
one i'd heard in High Wycombe for the first time; hold the bus.
the tickling gap....the space between the top of her stockings and the hem of her knickers. cos when you reach there....your laughing!
my 2 oldest sons managed to break just about every ornament in the house, so their favourite saying was...it's OK daddy'll fix it. there was a time i had a glue to fix most things.
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A couple of kiwi sayings for a person who is not that clever.
The lights on but nobody is home.
If they had another brain it would be lonely.
Nothing between the ears.
A saying here telling someone to get on with what they got to do.
Fill your boots.
A saying, you give everyone a fair go is.
A fair suck of the sav. ( A sav is a type of sausage)
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I heard one the other day that made me laugh.
Dumber than a football bat.
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Peatle Jville wrote:
If they had another brain it would be lonely.
Nothing between the ears.)
Bats in the Belfry
Baron of gray matter (Three Stooges)
Out to lunch
Has a screw loose
Not playing with a full deck
The lights are on but no one is home
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UJB here is another saying to add to the list.
Not the full sandwich.
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Here in Mass. , we have "Package Stores". The name for liquor stores. Not just slang. The signs actually say package store on them.
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On those dark grey winter months, it's to dark to tell the truth.
Thick as two short planks
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chocka = full or overflowing (the bus is chocka today)
suss = to investigate, short for suspect (I need to suss it out first ...... He does look a bit suss)
munted = broken, not working, damaged
hard bro = basically in agreement with their friend
hard out = Yeah hard out! (I totally agree!)
squizz = take a look (here let me have a look)
not even = not true
just to name a few more from NZ 
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Jandle
we must catch up for a YAK.
I`ve had the BOT & i`m feeling SHAGGED.
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for those of you who may NOT understand our friend easybeat ............
YAK = chat/talk
BOT = cold/flu
SHAGGED = tired/worn out
and on that note ...... sweet as easybeat, we should have a catch up, been ages. Hope your over the bot and not feeling to knackered now.
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My wife bought me this many years ago. I still have to refer to it when she's eating my head off.
Someday we'll win this thing...
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lol jerome ....... consider yourself lucky! She didn`t hit ya over the head with it 
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