Topic: HAPPY WOMENS DAY!
I know this has bugger-all to do with music but today is national womens day in south africa. So happy womens day to all of chordies lady users. Whether you're in sa or not!
- boxer
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Cheers my dears! x
aka ...... Boxer Petal....<3
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Have a Great Day.
...Badeye.
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- Zurf
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Let me know when you come across a happy woman!
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Hey Zurf,
You'll enjoy this one then, even if it does go against my own sex...
5 women go on holiday without husbands or boyfriends. They see a hotel that says "women only". They go inside and the bouncer is a very attravtive man. He tells them that the way this hotel works is that you go up to each of the 5 floors and read the sign, if you like what it says, you take a room there.
They go up to the 1st floor and the sign reads : All the men here are short and plain.
They decide this is not for them and proceed to the 2nd story. The sign reads : All the men here are tall but plain. Thinking this is not for them they go up to the 3rd floor. The sign here reads : All the men here are short but handsome. Thinking ,no they go up to the 4rth floor. The sign reads : All the men here are tall and handsome. As they are about to get rooms they think...well if all the men here are tall and handsome, can you imagine what's on the 5th floor?
They get up to the 5th floor where the sign reads: There is nothing on this floor! This floor was built only to show that there is no pleasing a woman!
Have a good one Zurf!
- HannahBeth
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womens day woot!
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- alvee33
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Jings! I hope my wife doesn't see this topic. Wimins Day! Every day is wimins day in my house. Between my wife and my daughter I am just here to pick on.
Jeez! I REALLY hope she doesn't see this now............ shhhhhhhhh........
I better go and finish washing those dishes.
Is anything really made up of zeros and ones??
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Hi Nadine2,
May you always have walls for the wind
A roof for the rain, tea beside the fire
laughter to cheer you, Loved ones near you
And all that your heart desires.
"Happy Womens Day" from the Emerald Isle!
Old Doll.
Alvee!
Buy a dishwasher sunshine! there the best piece of kitchen Kit! then you will have loads of time to entertain us all on the forum! lol.
Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
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Hey Doll!
I like your style!
xxx
- alvee33
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Old Doll wrote:
Alvee!
Buy a dishwasher sunshine! there the best piece of kitchen Kit! then you will have loads of time to entertain us all on the forum! lol.
I sense a touch of sarcasm so I'll just sit quietly in the corner.
Is anything really made up of zeros and ones??
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Alvee!
I am sorry you took my post like you did!
I promise you there was no sarcasm intended!
I do think dishwashers are the best! when one lives in an all male household believe me they are!
Now are you coming out of that cornor! as there is "No need for you to be their!
Slán
Old Doll.
Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
- alvee33
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Aw shucks.
My wife always says I'm easily persuaded. No room for a dishwasher. The only space in the kitchen is taken up by my ball and chain
Is anything really made up of zeros and ones??
- jerome.oneil
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In Jeromeland, every day is Women's Day.
Someday we'll win this thing...
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Hi Alvee,
Is this the model of your ball and chain? lol.
http://www.knightsedge.com/medieval-wea … -chain.htm
Old Doll.
I was also wondering Alvee is "JeromeO Neill" Bragging Or Complaining!!hmm!
Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
- jerome.oneil
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Old Doll wrote:
I was also wondering Alvee is "JeromeO Neill" Bragging Or Complaining!!hmm!
Yes. 
Someday we'll win this thing...
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Jerome is that technically or theoretically?
- jerome.oneil
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Practically.
I have three sisters. A mother. A God mother. Two daughters. Ex-girlfriends. Current girlfriend. Ex-wife.
They're everywhere!
Someday we'll win this thing...
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Shame! So it's not technically, theoretically or practically...it's painfully!
Have a good one Jerome!
- jerome.oneil
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nadine2 wrote:
Shame! So it's not technically, theoretically or practically...it's painfully!
Have a good one Jerome!
I think you've nailed it.
Someday we'll win this thing...
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20 2007-08-11 10:31:28 (edited by alvee33 2007-08-11 10:34:22)
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Old Doll wrote:
Hi Alvee,
Is this the model of your ball and chain? lol.http://www.knightsedge.com/medieval-wea … -chain.htm
Old Doll.
I interupted my wife doing a spot of online shopping the other day. This is what she was looking at:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ball-and-Chain-wi … dZViewItem
Which reminds me - our anniversary is coming up.
I feel like Les Dawson doing jokes about his Mrs. I'll be onto mother-in-law jokes before you know it.
Is anything really made up of zeros and ones??
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Very funny Alvee!
Must start shopping on ebay!
Alvee i reckon i was the biggest ball and chain around any mans neck! 26 years a ball and chain, 11 years the best of friends!" Hence the dishwasher! lol.
Not bad eh!
Old Doll.
Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
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Sittin down by my window,
Just looking out at the rain,
Something got a hold of me.
and it felt just like a ball and a chain.
an old Janis Joplin tune.
...Badeye.
one caper after another
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Hi Badeye,
lovely here today in the garden!
Ah Janis. Brill.
Kansas City Blues! another one of my favourites!
Old Doll.
Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
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Hi Old Doll Just heading out to see some blues band at anual
Corn Boil.Great weather here. My Cha and buisquits made you all better eh. have a good day in your garden.see ya.
...Badeye...
one caper after another
- upyerkilt
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happy womens day?
ffs!! is there a name for different occasions for every day of the year everywhere on the planet?
And do women really celebrate this? and why?
why is there not an international Men day? not that I would want one o those either.
Along with this other silly days:
Christmas, easter,fathers day, mothers day, birthdays, st george's day, st anyone elses day ( apart from st patricks day coz that is when slf ply in glasgow and it is a great party)
the only day I like to do something is my anniversary ( I got to say that or my wife will put the nut in me) :LOL:
ye get some that are cut out for the job and others just get by from pretending