1 Topic by Strummerboy Bill (edited by Strummerboy Bill 2015-09-15 18:59:22)

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Topic: Heh! Just Caught Dondra

......Smearing hemorrhoid cream...... on her face! (What did y'all think I was gonna write???? Shame on you!)  smile smile smile.

So I reminded her that with my own tube (yup I have 'em, so what? wink ) I once tried to brush my teeth*,  and did she realize what she was doing?

She said, "Yeah, I do, Honey. It shrinks the wrinkles."

"Okay", I replied. "Just checking".

So I walked out of her bathroom wondering what she'd look like if she really had those things on her face. smile Kidding! smile

Who'd a thunk it, that the women think of doing stuff like that?

This will be her first night working after the procedure she had done on her heart. Y'all please wish us luck, send some mojo and pray - however you do it.

Thanks

Bill

*In all fairness to me, that tube LOOKED like my toothpaste tube! Really! smile

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Re: Heh! Just Caught Dondra

Strummerboy Bill wrote:

......Smearing hemorrhoid cream...... on her face! (What did y'all think I was gonna write???? Shame on you!)  smile smile smile.

So I reminded her that with my own tube (yup I have 'em, so what? wink ) I once tried to brush my teeth*,  and did she realize what she was doing?

She said, "Yeah, I do, Honey. It shrinks the wrinkles."

"Okay", I replied. "Just checking".

So I walked out of her bathroom wondering what she'd look like if she really had those things on her face. smile Kidding! smile

Who'd a thunk it, that the women think of doing stuff like that?

This will be her first night working after the procedure she had done on her heart. Y'all please wish us luck, send some mojo and pray - however you do it.

Thanks

Bill

*In all fairness to me, that tube LOOKED like my toothpaste tube! Really! smile

Bill alot of people use that on there skin too help with wrinkles,so it is not odd at all.

my papy said son your going too drive me too drinking if you dont stop driving that   Hot  Rod  Lincoln!! Cmdr cody and his lost planet airman

3 Reply by rickyjack (edited by rickyjack 2015-09-15 20:36:44)

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Re: Heh! Just Caught Dondra

Alright Dondra. I'm glad to hear your doing better.

Here's some good juju for you. I hope all goes well for you back at work.

Thanks Chordie for the years of music and advise.
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Re: Heh! Just Caught Dondra

so does smearing face cream on your ... oh never mind

out of tune out of key and out of touch
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Re: Heh! Just Caught Dondra

mojo01 wrote:

so does smearing face cream on your ... oh never mind

L.O.L. I read into that one mojo pretty funny!

my papy said son your going too drive me too drinking if you dont stop driving that   Hot  Rod  Lincoln!! Cmdr cody and his lost planet airman
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Re: Heh! Just Caught Dondra

mojo01 wrote:

so does smearing face cream on your ... oh never mind

Hyuk, yuk, yuk, yuk!

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Re: Heh! Just Caught Dondra

"mojo01 wrote:

so does smearing face cream on your ... oh never mind"


OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

smile big_smile smile big_smile smile big_smile

I just got that. At 6:57 in the morning, Mo'!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bill

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