Topic: Changing "Rock and Roll" to sausage Roll"

Have you ever noticed that if you change Rock and roll to Sausage Roll the lyrics still work in a song?
For example: I love sausage rolls by Joan Jett and It's a long way to the top if you want a sausage roll by ACDC

It works if you change love for lunch as well
I need your lunch by Shaggy or A whole lot of lunch by Led Zeppelin.

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I  love  sausage  rolls put another pie in my lunch box baby
I  love  sausage  rolls put another pie and Ill eat  them  all

I  saw  her  standing  there  by  the  sausage  machine
she  turned it  on  and  I  ate about  seventeen
she was  doing  it  right
we had  sausage  every night
cos I love  sausage  rolls etc ad infinitum ...........

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Like Muddy Waters old tune,,, "The blues had a baby and they called it sausage roll"...


badeye   cool

one caper after another

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That's hilarious ... love this kind of humour! I think the lunch for love trade only works if "love" is a noun, and not a verb. Consider this Elvis tune:

"Lunch me tender, lunch me true"

Doesn't make any sense ... but that's okay, too!

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Sausage roll will never die.

Granted B chord amnesty by King of the Mutants (Long live the king).
If it comes from the heart and you add a few beers... it'll be awesome! - Mekidsmom
When in doubt ... hats. - B.G. Dude

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All you need is lunch.

Thick as two short planks

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keepitreal wrote:

All you need is lunch.

Oh?  What you have you got for lunch? 


It's only sausage roll, but I like it! Like it!  Yes, I do!

Granted B chord amnesty by King of the Mutants (Long live the king).
If it comes from the heart and you add a few beers... it'll be awesome! - Mekidsmom
When in doubt ... hats. - B.G. Dude

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Bob Seeger  == Give me some old time sausage roll !!!
Neil Young  -- Only lunch can break your heart !!
Eric Clapton---- I 've got a sausage roll heart  !!

Joe

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I lunch sausage roll

The King Of Audio Torture

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That's why I go for that sausage roll music
Any old way you choose it.
It's got some back meat you can't lose it
Any old time you use it.
It's gotta be sausage roll music.
If you want to dance with me.

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Bgd ,if you wanna lunch w ith me fits

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I said I know it's only sausage roll but I like it

Rule No. 1 - If it sounds good - it is good!

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lunch hurts
its a sausage  roll fantasy

out of tune out of key and out of touch

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We should do our own version of misunderstood lyrics.

I've just closed my eyes again
Climbed aboard the green beaver train
Driver take away my worries of today
And leave tomorrow behind

15 (edited by Tenement Funster 2015-09-05 09:58:25)

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"Then I saw her face ...
That's why I had to leave her."

The Monkees

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Mama let that boy, have a sausage roll,
Bratwurst's much to crazy he can have that when he's old,
He's too young for a stew, he's still inside his first pair of shoe's,
he's so young...



bad    eye      cool

one caper after another

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I got friends in sausage roll places,guess I will slip on over to the Oasis.

my papy said son your going too drive me too drinking if you dont stop driving that   Hot  Rod  Lincoln!! Cmdr cody and his lost planet airman

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Tenement Funster wrote:

"Then I saw her face ...
That's why I had to leave her."

The Monkees

Then i saw her face, just like a retriever.

Thick as two short planks

19 (edited by easybeat 2015-09-05 22:01:07)

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Then i saw her face
when i put my glasses on
then i was gone
I`m a deceiver
but i tried

The King Of Audio Torture

20 (edited by beestie 2015-09-05 22:14:20)

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Then i saw her face, just like a retriever.

And then I saw her face, and hit her with the cleaver? [The Psycho version]

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Steve Miller's Jet Airliner:

Oh, Oh big ol' Jed and Lionel
Don't carry me too far away