Topic: Sausage in a Bun
I decided to try and write something lighter and more cheerful for a change. I nearly threw this out a couple of times but a couple of people who played it liked it so here it is. Note Pate is purposefully miss pronounced as pait.
WARNING ABOUT THE LANGUAGE
Sausage in a Bun
[G7]Don't feed me caviar, or a [C]quail egg on a plate
[G7]Not into chicken liver and [C]cognac flavoured pate
[G7]You can stuff your champagne [C]until you pop your cork
[G]Give me as sausage, a [C]sausage full of pork
Chorus:
[E7]A sausage in a bun is what [A7]I want to eat
[E7]Not that Vegetarian stuff, [A7]a sausage full of meat
[D7]It must have lips and as***oles [G7] dripping lumps of fat
[D7]Tomato sauce and onions, [G7]put mustard on that?
[E7]cooked on a bar-be-que, [A7] that ain't been cleaned in years
[E7]by a guy who's spent the whole [A7]day drinking heaps of beers
[G7]A sausage cooked in lard, [C]one side underdone
[G7]cooked on a bar-be-que [C]outside in the sun
Chorus
[G7]A sausage in a bun, give me a [A7]sausage in a bun
[E7]I'll sit here eating sausages [A7]and sitting in the sun
[G7]Don't feed me caviar, or a [C]quail egg on a plate
[G7]Not into chicken liver and [C]cognac flavoured pate
[G7]You can stuff your champagne [C]until you pop your cork
[G]Give me as sausage, a [C]sausage full of pork
[G7]A sausage in a bun, give me a [A7]sausage in a bun
[E7]I'll sit here eating sausages [A7]and drinking in the sun