"Lonesome Billy's Talkin' Blues"

Feel free to add to this. I see it as just  a few chords and no singing, just talking - Hank Williams style....

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Well, hell yeah I'm lonesome

What did you think

I just sit here [all day] waitin for a gal to wink?

If lonesome is as lonesome does

Then I must be invisible, cuz (cousin)

So hell yeah, I'm lonseome

What did you say?

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All I got so far. I have it bookmarked, so I'll be back to work on it. I need to make it funny though.