Because even a stopped clock is right twice a day, isn't it, Zurf?
I wish I didn't convince myself of things like what day it is, though. In the above example, thinking Thursday was Friday, I was sooo sure I was right that I didn't even bother to look at the date on the computer, the calendar in my office, or the "Today is _____ and the time is ______" clock on the fridge.
In 2008, I was once so sure that Kevin Spacey played the lead in the film "Footloose", that I bet this ER nurse $50.00 on it.
It was, of course, Kevin Bacon who played the lead. I tried to pay my bet, but she knew the "score" about me (the dementia, not the fact I was then a big flirt and "hungry as the wolf") and like the lady she was, wouldn't take the money.
This is what I mean. If I'm "sure" about something, I'll get indignant about it and then wilt down to nothing when I'm proven wrong.
There are many other such anecdotes, like the time I went into a restaurant's wrong bathroom, saw no urinals and concluded they were remodeling and went into a stall. When I came out and saw a lady standing there with her eyes as big as saucers, the penny still didn't drop. (I thought she was in the wrong room). It finally did when I saw the sign on the door. It read "HEIFERS". The one I should have used read "BULLS". The lady in question and her husband were seated in the booth across from Dondra and I. No, we didn't leave. I sat there and sweated it out.
I'm so glad y'all think it's funny and are laughing along with me. THAT lady had (and will have) a story to tell for a long time, won't she?
Bill
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