Topic: DUDES in WHITE SATIN
I know, "Yuck!" right?
During the 70's many perfromers thought that dressing in tight, white satin pants was fashionable. The BeeGees did it, and many others. For whatever reason, it prompted these revised lyrics to the tune of "Knights in White Satin" by the Moody Blues.
DUDES in WHITE SATIN
Dudes in white satin, a seventies trend,
Eyes are averted, from buddy's rear end.
Why would they do that? What purposed was served?
The sight was revolting, and had me unnerved.
CHORUS: Say it can't be …
Oh-oh-oh say it can't be.
Too tight for comfort, too much to behold,
Too little unseen, too gross to be told.
Those days are over, don't see it no more,
Couldn't be happier, it's finally o'er.
CHORUS: Say it can't be …
Oh-oh-oh say it can't be.
I had originally titled this "Dudes in White Wedgies" but that's just too disgusting.