Man's got some stones (figuratively speaking, of course) to keep a sense of humor when it's obvious he feels like 3 pounds of sh*t in a 2 pound bag. I respect and admire you for that, my friend.
I also respect and admire your wonderful wife and son for standing in for Dad in getting the harvesting done. Here again, it shows what y'all are made of: "True Grit from Salt of the Earth" folks, to steal a couple of lines.
Don't know where you're from originally, NELA, but it sounds like to me you come from a very strong family and are no stranger to hard work, am I right?
So if you can, try to do with a sponge bath for those 10 days, buddy. Having worked in the medical field, I've seen many a patient come back for "repair work" on the surgery he or she just had because they did too much too soon. Please think about it and try not to put any kind of strain on that site, please. You don't need whatever got fixed to pull loose. Not telling you your business, ya' ol' "Ragin'Cajun", just offering a little advice, okay?
If they did their job right, your respiratory therapist should have given you a little apparatus called an "Incentive Spirometer" or at least taught you how to "splint" your stomach with a pillow as you practice your deep-breathing? Doing these exercises is the BEST and fastest thing you can do to get back on your feet and back playin' that "Git-Tar" and keeping us straight!
I'm gonna tell you a joke now, just to make you feel better, not to make you laugh - I'm no sadist - but get that pillow ready just in case.
You know what they say about blind prostitutes, buddy? Ya' really gotta hand it to 'em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg0BNTebcbY
Your Pal,
Bill
Epiphone Les Paul Studio
Fender GDO300 Orchestral - a gift from Amy & Jim
Rogue Beatle Bass
Journal: www.wheretobud.blogspot. com