mekidsmom wrote:It would have to be one of the best Gherkins in all the land, theoretically. Oh and Mojo, I think that title would be too long.
with apologies to Mekidsmom and anyone else who may be offended by the senseless abuse of innocent and defenseless pickles I am truly sorry well mildly sorry ok im just sorry ,couldn't help myself had to do it
(G) well my name may never(C) be up in lights
(D)and I may never play in the (G)bars at night
and this song may never make me a plugged nickel
but ill get my title for the price of a pickle
this song may never be a rock classic
but ill keep the crowd happy when I play on my vlasic
my music may not keep me a working
but I don't care when im playing my gherkin
as I got older I gave up the pills
the vice I cant kick seems to be dills
before someone says my pickles to long
ill bring an end to this stupid song
out of tune out of key and out of touch