You are correct Sir!
I used to do simple magic for my pediatric patients and would always break my number one magician's rule to never reveal a trick when I'd tell a parent how to do them. In all fairness to me though, they all professed an interest, so what was I gonna do, Phill?
And yeah, I dream about ("Oh, NO! NOT another 'dream' thread?!!", I hear y'all saying. ) some old radio gags I used to do, back in the day. And I'd either have to explain or apologize to the audience for them.
Here's a VERY short one:
On-Air DJ to Talk Show Host Bill just before my air time: "What's that you're doing, Bill?"
Bill, chewing on a sandwich: "I'm masticating, Bob"!
Of course y'all know what that sounded like on the radio, right?
That was one I both had to explain and apologize for.
Really pushed the ol' envelope in those days, I did.
Bill
EDITED TO ADD: One of my simple magic tricks for the kiddos: http://www.amazon.com/Royal-Magic-Color … B000SMNCQE
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