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Topic: Well, I done pulled the triggerG

and bought myself a new motorboat. At least it's new to me. The boat is a 2008 G3 with a 150 hp VMax Yamaha. Boat is in great condition and the price was right. I am now taking applications for a phishing partner. Please post resumes here on this thread as I will review on a daily basis. No tobacco chewers, please.
I don't want to have to clean tobacco juice off the sides of my truck and the boat from someone spitting out of the winder. Selected applicant must be able to furnish a selection of gourmet canned meat products and belly washes for lunch and snacks while phishing, such as:

1.  potted meat
2.  vinnie sausages
3.  sardines (various flavors)
4.  smoked oysters
5.  spam
6.  crakkers
7.  white bread
8.  tater chips

All the above, except the crakkers n bread, will store good in the boat for several weeks and should be bought in bulk. The bread, crakkers, chips and belly washes should be bought on a per trip basis.

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Re: Well, I done pulled the triggerG

Happy NBD, Nela! Would love to phish with you sometime - I like the sound of that belly wash!

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Re: Well, I done pulled the triggerG

That's quite the raft you've got yourself, NELA! Oooooooo, baby!

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Re: Well, I done pulled the triggerG

Tell you what...I'd be happy to toss a bag of dehydrated critter at you and as much belly wash as you need to choke it down.  Sounds like a nice boat.

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Re: Well, I done pulled the triggerG

150hp?

How big is this boat?

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Re: Well, I done pulled the triggerG

belly wash?

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Re: Well, I done pulled the triggerG

Baldguitardude wrote:

belly wash?

It's a kind of BEvERage.

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Good luck with your new partner. Whomever that may be.

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Zurf ... that's very clever! LOL

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Happy NBD NELA!  Hmmm... you aren't too picky about your fishing partners.  I'd at least ask for someone that can make fresh sammiches.  smile

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Re: Well, I done pulled the triggerG

BGD the boat is 19'.

Belly Wash = sumpin' to drink

Fresh Sammiches = no way. Every fisherman knows a sammich is better after it ages 4 to 3 days.

Thought about asking for a phishing partner with big hooters wearing  a thong then I got a mental picture of either Zurf or UJB showing up with a couple of harmonica's and a pair of flip flops.

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I'm getting a bad visual on that Nela

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bensonp wrote:

I'm getting a bad visual on that Nela

Ditto

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