[D][E][A][F#m][D][E][A]
I [A]moved on down to where hot [F#m]cars were racing,
Big [D]dirty engines throwing up [E]smoke,
[A]Everyone laughed at my [F#m]little Mini Cooper,
Said it [D]looked like a [E]bit of a [A]joke.
Behind [A]Porche and Ferarri I [F#m]took up my place,
As we [D]waited for green lights to start the [E]race,
They [A]thought I was beat 'coz they were [F#m]super sized,
But [D] they were 'bout to[E] get mini-[A]mized.
To [D]win any [E]race you just [A]gotta be [F#m]wise,
Don't [D]matter how [E]big those other [A]guys,
'Coz [D]big ones [E]fall, even [A]super[F#m]sized,
A
[D]thing I like to
[E]call, you bin mini-
[A]mized.
[A]
I was [A]off down the straight like a [F#m]bat out of hell,
And I [D]knew that this could be [E]fun,
And [A]one by one the big boys [F#m]fell,
As I [D]let those [E]horses [A]run.
I'll wipe that [A]smile from your face you [F#m]big disgrace,
Coz [D]everyone can [E]see,
This is [A]no chariot race and you [F#m]can't keep pace,
With my [D] little Mini [E]Cooper and [A]me.
I was [A]red lined in third so I [F#m]slammed it into fourth,
The [D]flames from my pipes blew like a [E]torch,
Layin' [A]rubber in fourth as I [F#m]aimed for the line,
I [D]knew that I'd left the [E]big boys be[A]hind.
To [D]win any [E]race you just [A]gotta be [F#m]wise,
Don't [D]matter how [E]big those other [A]guys,
'Coz [D]big ones [E]fall, even [A]super[F#m]sized,
A [D]thing I like to [E]call, you bin mini-[A]mized,
[D]You've
[E]been mini-
[A]mized.
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