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Topic: worst names of groups

What if we try a name if we should play in a band? Some of the bands became popular, just by a weird, vulgar choice of words.
I am thinking a lot on stupid band names.
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Re: worst names of groups

Well, someone I know once started a band called "The Tough Guys", that's pretty awful, isn't it?

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Re: worst names of groups

how about blood ridden lullaby

they are a typical screamo band nasty stuff and a worst name

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Re: worst names of groups

There's a bar band up near where my sister lives named "Free Beer."  They figure folks will come to a bar for Free Beer.  Bound to leave a bit disappointed, I suppose. 

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Re: worst names of groups

"The The"

"Wolfmother"  although that band rocks.

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James Heroin and the Vets, existed in Yorkshire back in late 70's.

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Re: worst names of groups

a friend of mine named his band "equipped kitchen" he got the idea from a house for sale sign...

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Dunno why, but "Turbonegro" offends me in some way i can't even describe.
Oh, and read an old copy of Bizzare (magazine featuring the slightly more alternative people on this earth if you haven't read it before, not sure it's international), had a list of top 10 offensive band names. Suffice to say, none of them are suitable for listing here, lest i feel the wrath of the administrators lol

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  • From: calcutta, India
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Re: worst names of groups

there are some i heard

Death Certificate

Cannibal Corpses

The most ridiculous is BALI as the members decided to form a band when they were sitting in rail staion named BALI. lol.

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