Grah1 ... that's a good one; thanks for the chuckle. Reminds me of "Afternoons & Coffeespoons" by the Crash test Dummies:
"What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?
There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy
I've had my lungs checked out with X rays
I've smelled the hospital hallways
Refrain:
"Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline
Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime
Oh, oh, oh - oh -oh, afternoons
Will be measured out, measured out, measured with
Coffeespoons ... and T.S. Eliot
"Times when the day is like a play by Sartre
When it seems a bookburning's in perfect order
I gave the doctor my description
I've tried to stick to my prescription
"Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback
I could change the test results that I will get back
I've watched the summer evenings pass by
I've heard the rattle in my bronchi...
Hope the airways clear out.