Topic: Just a Slob

Just A Slob. by Phill WilliamsUndefined


[Bb] Another day at [Bbmaj7] my house.


I'm [Bb7] reading the paper on the toilet seat.


While she's [Gm] shaving her legs in the bathroom sink.


Then she [Bb7] looks down at me and says; “what are you doing [Eb] today.[F]


[Eb] Watching TV and sleeping the [Ab] day [Bb] away?




And I wait for my cheque to [Bbmj7] come through the door.


But I [Bb7] don’t pick it up till it lands on the floor.


Now, [Gm] that's what I call exercise.


It's [Bb7] good for my back and it works out my thighs.


And I [Eb] tell her, “you should-a [F] picked that up.


And she [Eb] says “I think I [F] do quite enough.


Your a [Eb] slob. Just [Ab] a [Bb] slob.




[Gm]I used to work [F] every day.


But the [Bb] man used to cheat me [Eb6] out of my pay.



Said you [Cm] didn't work so you [F] got no cash to [Bb] day.


[Gm] I sometimes feel like [F] taking a walk.


And [Bb] never coming back [Eb6] again at all.


Just sleeping on the line till the [F] 9.10 comes [Bb] along.


(SOLO)....Bb-Bbmj7-Bb7-Gm-Bb7-Eb-F-Eb-Ab-Bb




So I put on my shoes and I [Bbmj7] walk out the door.


I [Bb7] take a long walk to the bar next door.


And I [Gm] pick out my stool, cos that's where I sit.


And the [Bb7] beers keep coming till I fall off of it.


And they [Eb] pick me up throw me [F] out of the door.


[Eb] Not a long walk cos I [F] live next door.


And she's [Eb] standing there and she [F] shakes her head and she says...


[Eb] Your a slob. Just [Ab] a slob.[Bb]



Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

Re: Just a Slob

Interesting lyrics phil,sounds like the way some do thier day,will you record it and post it?

my papy said son your going too drive me too drinking if you dont stop driving that   Hot  Rod  Lincoln!! Cmdr cody and his lost planet airman

Re: Just a Slob

hi dino, thanks for the review, yes i have recorded it and will put it on my space shortly. i tried to inject a bit of humour into the song. as you may have noticed, it was written in 3 sessions. the verses first, then the melody, then as i was recording i felt there was something missing, so i slapped in the chorus. i was feeling less jokey at that time so it's more depressed, i think.

phill

Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

Re: Just a Slob

A fine interpretation of the "Familiarity Breeds Contempt" syndrome that occurs in most long term love relationships.
So tragic that some feel compelled to degrade and humiliate a life long love partner although some of the abuse may well be deserved.

We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?

Re: Just a Slob

hi toots, just had to add that this song is maily fiction, though i do know several couples that inspired some of the lyrics. and of course some of it is guilt...

Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

Re: Just a Slob

i have now up-loaded this song to sound click, click the link at the bottom of this page if you'd like to hear it.

please remember it's meant to be a jokey song

Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

Re: Just a Slob

hi phill i read the lyrics and was half expecting a corny cheeky ballad sound,then when i listened it was a beautiful country type sound,well done...stay cool

love is life ,life is for love,keep a true heart and live life to the full....stay cool

Re: Just a Slob

Nice one Phill, mind you it took me ages to find out how to hear it on 'soundclick' but it was worth it great recording and song obviously written especially for me. smile

Thank you.

Roger

"Do, or do not; there is no try"

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