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Topic: Funniest unintentional punch-line I've heard in a long time

Today my family and I went to one of our favorite little towns to kill some time.  There's shops and historic displays and a river to hang out by and all manner of cool things.  So while we're there a big storm passes through and knocks out the power.  After the storm passed, folks were milling around on the sidewalks in a very casual, friendly sort of way.  About that time, a woman was out on the balcony of her business and shouted down to one of the other shop-owners, "You never can tell what's going to happen."  Why was that funny?  She was a psychic adviser.

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Re: Funniest unintentional punch-line I've heard in a long time

Zurf,
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Re: Funniest unintentional punch-line I've heard in a long time

zurf that was really good!!

my papy said son your going too drive me too drinking if you dont stop driving that   Hot  Rod  Lincoln!! Cmdr cody and his lost planet airman
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Re: Funniest unintentional punch-line I've heard in a long time

That's funny!

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Re: Funniest unintentional punch-line I've heard in a long time

I'm guessing she's not very good at her job!!! tongue

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Re: Funniest unintentional punch-line I've heard in a long time

That's as good as the one about the starving chef. Lol!

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Re: Funniest unintentional punch-line I've heard in a long time

LOL!

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Re: Funniest unintentional punch-line I've heard in a long time

You never hear of a psychic winning the lottery.

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