alvee33 wrote:Looks like I can no longer read English. I have no idea what any of you guys are talking about. Football? Naaaahhh, surely not.
My experience with Scotsmen is that they don't speak English either. (Sorry, couldn't resist)
True story. I was camping with a Scotsman and a southwestern Virginia hillbilly. The hillbilly had a southern accent mixed with a mountain accent. The Scotsman spoke like a Scot (which he will tell you is how all people ought to talk and everyone else has an accent but him). So anyway, they're sitting beside one another at the campfire absolutely enthralled by each other whenever the other opened his mouth. Finally, someone said "I've never seen either of you so polite and pay such close attention to another. What's going on?" Each of them said at the same time, "Because I can't understand a word he says. Is it English?"
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