[C]D-O-G is my dog and she's my very best friend.
No one [G7]can contend.
I'll love her [C]till the end.
[C]Arthritic bones and kidney stones, she's a sweet old lass.
Man she [G7]eats a lot of grass.
Cause she [C]got bad gas.
[F]When I go to bed at night,
She's [C]by my feet, it's no delight.
[C]Her tossing and her turning and her [G7]most ungodly smell.
[C]Mmmm- Mmmm- Mmmm...
My Oh [F]My...
[G]Some days she stinks so bad it makes me [G7]cry.
But I wouldn't trade D-O-G, I'd rather [C]die.
[C]Last week I took D-O-G out for a short car ride.
To the [G7]countryside.
So she could run [C]far and wide.
[C]Ten miles out there weren't no doubt she passed some gas.
And like a [G7]snake in the grass.
It snuck [C]up en-mass.
I [F]fought to roll my window down,
I [C]surely thought that I would drown.
[C]Evoking I was choking on that [G7]most ungodly smell.
[C]Mmmm- Mmmm- Mmmm.
My Oh [F]My.
[G]Some days she stinks so bad it makes me [G7]cry.
But I wouldn't trade D-O-G, I'd rather [C]die.
[F]My oh [G]my D-[C]O-G.
Your [F]pickled butt has [G]crippled many good [C]men.
Don't [F]cry-y-[G]y D-[C]O-G. [Am]
I [G]know you can tell.
On the days I smell.[G7] .....Fart-Fart-Fart
[C]At Christmas my whole family came for the holiday.
On my [G7]knees I'd pray.
D-O-G don't [C]stink today.
[C]Sure enough with the turkey stuffed and the table trimmed.
She [G7]passed some wind.
Poor Aunt [C]Pat got pinned.
[F]In my mind there was no doubt.
[C]I thought she surely would pass out.
[C]Her heartbeat grew,her face went blue from that [G7]most ungodly smell.
[C]Mmmm- Mmmm- Mmmm.
My Oh [F]My.
[G]D-O-G stinks so bad it makes me [G7]cry.
But I wouldn't trade D-O-G, I'd rather [C]die.
[G]Some days she stinks so bad it makes me [G7]cry.
But I wouldn't trade D-O-G, I'd rather [C]die. [F] [C] [G7] [C]