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Re: not a guitar joke

Hi Dino 48,

Have you ever seen this video? lol It can be done!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM6a5YBOOqs


Ps. Doug_Smith,

My hats off to you ! and anyone who courageously head butts his own addiction. A great challenge to win.

Good health and peace of mind to rest easy with just being you!

Old Doll

Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
  • From: Alabama Gulf Coast
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Re: not a guitar joke

A cop pulls over a drunk driver and asks him, "You drinking?
The drunk replies, "You buying?"

We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?

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  • From: los banos,california
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Re: not a guitar joke

Tubatooter1940, That was a great joke.

my papy said son your going too drive me too drinking if you dont stop driving that   Hot  Rod  Lincoln!! Cmdr cody and his lost planet airman
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Hi old doll,those were priceless,thank you for sending them.                        dino

my papy said son your going too drive me too drinking if you dont stop driving that   Hot  Rod  Lincoln!! Cmdr cody and his lost planet airman
  • Registered: 2008-03-21
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Re: not a guitar joke

my girlfriend and i broke up bcoz of religious indiferrence.
im catholic and she's the devil.

- adam ferrara

put profound words here
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Re: not a guitar joke

43% of all statistic's are wrong

Ever wonder why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets

I told my kids at dinner the other night that due to the economy, and the high cost of living...I was going to have to let one of them go back

One thing you'll never hear a Southern say...I'll take Shakespear for a $1000.00 Alex  "and yes I am a Southerner"

Can fat people go skinny dipping

I'm so poor my face is on a food stamp...I'm so poor I have to stand outside of KFC to lick other peoples fingers

I'm so old I can remember when the Dead sea was just sick

I'm so old I can remember when Burger King was just a Prince

Keep a fire burning in your eyes
Pay attention to the open sky
You never know what will be coming down
  • Registered: 2008-03-21
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MAMA'S JOKES

boy 1:  yo mama's so fat, u can go bowling with her booger.
boy 2:  yo mama's so fat, her blood type is M&M.

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