• From: BELGIUM
  • Registered: 2007-01-27
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Topic: Finally a few new GUITAR PLAYER jokes

Q: What is perfect pitch?
A: When guitar doesn't hit the side of the dumpster.

Q: Did you hear about the heavy metal player who locked his keys in the car?
A: He had to break the window to let the drummer out!

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- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
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  • Registered: 2006-03-04
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Re: Finally a few new GUITAR PLAYER jokes

Johnny says, " Mommy!Mommy! I want to be a guitar player when I grow up.
Mommy says, "Now Johnny, you can't do both!"

What did the guitarist get on IQ test?
DROOL

How does a lead guitarist change a lightbulb?
He holds it up and the world revolves around him!

How do you put a twinkle in a guitar player's eye?
Shine a flashlight in his ear!(wahhhh-ha-ha-ha............)

Give everything but up.
  • From: A black hole in deep space
  • Registered: 2007-10-28
  • Posts: 7,865

Re: Finally a few new GUITAR PLAYER jokes

Chortle chortle nice ones lol I like the "you cant do both" but there all good smile

SouthPaw41L wrote:

Johnny says, " Mommy!Mommy! I want to be a guitar player when I grow up.
Mommy says, "Now Johnny, you can't do both!"

What did the guitarist get on IQ test?
DROOL

How does a lead guitarist change a lightbulb?
He holds it up and the world revolves around him!

How do you put a twinkle in a guitar player's eye?
Shine a flashlight in his ear!(wahhhh-ha-ha-ha............)

"Growing old is not for sissies"

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