ELVIS PRESLEY & MICHAEL JACKSON & THE DEVIL

Russ

I think it's in reference to, "Ok, where did they go?  I know they were here a minute ago?" or option two:
"Ok, I just hit that high note.  Let me see if they're still there."

You're all wrong.  He has hydraulic underwear.  It was first used by Motown artists like the Spinners and such.  They used to pump them up by rotating one hand around the other, and then deflate by rotating the hands the other way.  That's how they hit the high notes.   Later, some gospelesque pop stars started using hydraulic underwear to hit the high notes, but activated it by lifting the mic way way up in the air above their mouths and then deflate them by lowering the mic and chin at the same time.  Michael Jackson's hydraulic underwear was inflated by the Moonwalk and deflated manually by pinching the valve. 

- Zurf

I just read on the computer news that Michael Jackson is in the hospital with a severe case of  food poisoning. Seems he got a hold of bad 8 year old wieniers.............

That is just so wrong South on many, many levels lol

ark i almost feel sorry for jacko but nah I came to my senses that web site really has no mercy oh well we all have to lie in the bed we make

I think MICHAEL JACKSON is A HERMAPHRODITE, who has both a va***a and a p**is.
Do you think he can make love with himself. He needs maybe thiny little hands who are able to help him without squeezing to hard.
SERIOUS I was told in a GOSSIP magazine that he used FEMALE HORMONES to keep his HIGH VOICE. A beard, a mustache: common!!!!!