Topic: New Song
I was watching the news this morning and they were talking about suicide bomber's . Now I know there is nothing funny about this topic but I was just thinking about the whole concept in general and this is what I came up with.
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Vs I
G C G
There once was a man his name was Habim
G D G
He joined Al-Queda just part of the team
G C G
The boys said "habim We're fighting a war
G D G
strap on this bomb and walk through that door
Chorus......
G C G
Your a suicide bomber with a belt of c-4
G D G
the hours are short and the pay's pretty poor
G C G
but if you are willing to trade in your life
G D G
you'll get 72 virgins for 1 ugly wife
Vs II
G C G
Habim said "boys that sounds pretty good
G D G
but i'll need viagra so I can get wood
G C G
thats a lot of virgins for one little man
G D G
you all should come with me and give me a hand
Repeat Chorus
Vs III
The boys said habim you gotta go by yourself
we'll stay her and drink and pray for your health
keep your eyes on the prize and the button in your hand
you'll be a hero just stick to the plan
Repeat chorus
Vs IV
Habim was determined and away he did go
he pushed the little button but the bomb didn't blow
now he's a disgrace and the virgin's he's lost
he's stuck in the desert........just jerking off!!!!
Repeat chorus....
I know it's pretty corny but it did make me smile as i was writing it down.
