Halloween!

Hi All,

Its Halloween next Wednesday. One of our local venues has a fancy dress
last night. The woman were chorus girls, garters and boas. or indian Maidens,  Slappers, witches, nuns and so on.

The "MEN" what can i say " boys and there toys?. I have never seen so many
men dressed as cowboys. Guns and holsters every where, stetsons, chafs
neckties. They were comparing there guns like family jewels. The smell
of sulphur and the bangs of caps was something else. Never laughed so much in my life.  I actually expected to see horses tied up outside.  These guys dancing to "Da Do Run Run" some of there do's ran away many years ago   There was a touch of High Noon about the place. but none as appealing or handsome as Gary Cooper.

Then you have the men who really do dress as woman for a laugh. Hairy chest and lippy and oranges for boobs,  somehow doesn't gel, but funny to see.

Then the few you just know love dressing as woman. some of these guys were in 4 inch stilletos. They walked and danced in these better then myself
who has worn them all my life. Pouting and preening in the bar mirrors.

Another guy we know had such a tight dress on, we asked what support he had under the dress, as he looked like his manhood was surgically removed.!

As the music was loud, I thought this guy asked me about " Air Duc! Which i found very strange! as this is a product we put down loo's to keep fresh?
When the music stopped and i realised he was talking about Air Ducts,
as in ventilation, i  had to be scraped off the  floor i was laughing so much,
and i must admit so was he.

Music was also great.

Now after all this rambling, what do you dress up as for halloween and why?.

Old Doll.