Topic: "Slave"
Before anyone starts thinking kinky leather straps and things there is an old addage that 'dogs have owners and cats have slaves' and this little ditty is based on that. It is of course dedicated to my two cats, T.T. (Twinkle Toes) and Henry, although I am in reality only guardian to Henry, and it is put here for your amusement.
I have recorded it on MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/rogerguppy
Roger
Slaveby Roger Guppy
A slow waltz
Intro:
[G][C][G][D]
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Verse 1:
[G]I am a [C]slave to [G]Henry and [D]T.T.,
For[C]ever at [D]their beck and [G]call,[D]
[G]When they de[C]mand I must [G]give right [D]away,
And [C]I get [D]no pay at [G]all.[D]
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Verse 2:
[G]TT was the [C]first to [G]come to my [D]home,
She tried my [C]seats, my [D]bed and my [G]mat,[D]
De[G]cided my [C]place would [G]suit her just [D]fine,
Adopted [C]me, and moved [D]in, just like [G]that.[D]
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Verse 3:
[G]Then Henry's [C]mum had to [G]move to the U[D]K,
And though [C]fit, he [D]has F.I.[G]V.,[D]
So [G]he could not [C]go and he [G]had to stop [D]here,
So he [C]moved in with [D]T.T. and with [G]me.[D]
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Chorus 1:
[C]Henry and [D]T.T. [C]are both slave [D]drivers,
They de[C]mand all my [D]time and [G]attention,[D]
But [C]I do not [D]really [C]lose out at [D]all,
In [C]return I get their [D]love and [G]affection.[D]
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Verse 4:
I [G]spend more on [C]them than my[G]self each [D]week,
They get [C]prawns for [D]breakfast and [G]chicken for [D]tea,
[G]I just get [C]Corn Flakes and baked [G]potato or [D]fries,
So they get [C]fed far [D]better than [G]me.[D]
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Chorus 2:
[C]Henry and [D]T.T. [C]are both slave [D]drivers,
And [C]I must [D]be completely [G]bats,[D]
[C]I should be in [D]charge as [C]I am the [D]human,
And [C]Henry and [D]T.T. are both [G]cats.[C][G]
"Do, or do not; there is no try"
kinky straps and handcuffs?!?!?!?!? plz isnt that a bit naughty to be discussing on this site?!?!? 
well must fly but please take care xxoo