• From: The Land Of Song
  • Registered: 2007-12-10
  • Posts: 5,702

Topic: Malteezers

I haven't written anything for a while but having read Ryuusei's poems while munching on Malteezers this came to me. Took me all of 5 minutes, and it shows

Malteezers

I sit here reading
And eating Malteasers
They're certainly pleasers
Made special for geezers
With sweet tooth and tweezers
To pull out yer molars
Dentists are robbers
That take more than teeth
As your wallet they empty
Though they live on plenty
And never that gently
Relieve you of moolah
You've worked all your life for
And that's where I'll stop
In case they send round a cop
And this work is a flop
That's all. 

Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

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  • From: India
  • Registered: 2024-09-01
  • Posts: 37

Re: Malteezers

Wow!! It's awesome that I was able to inspire something in any capacity......
Btw, I heard of Maltesers the first time. I don't think I've seen it around me ever. I just searched for them and found them being sold online though......but just going through your poem instigates me to try them out!

Not to mention the poem itself is really hilarious     

"I hide behind a mirror of knowledge, I'm never that what you see
It is my wisdom that emanates, and is perceived by you as me"

#penned #not_stolen
  • Registered: 2015-07-31
  • Posts: 2,792

Re: Malteezers

Piri that works great I see Malteezers in our local supermarket I must try them sometime,