• From: The Land Of Song
  • Registered: 2007-12-10
  • Posts: 5,704

Topic: A Texas Limerick

I don't normally write limericks but when the muse hits that spot.....


There was a young lady from Texas.
Whose stomach was all solar plexus
Her biceps so large.
They would fill up a barge.
And her attitude simply just wrecks us.

So who said there's no rhyme for Texas? 

Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

Phill Williams's Website

2 Reply by easybeat (edited by easybeat 2021-01-15 03:48:49)

  • From: Wellington New Zealand
  • Registered: 2010-03-24
  • Posts: 1,388

Re: A Texas Limerick

Lost my money to the state of taxes
i ignored all their phonecalls and faxes
i paid in the end
the money i send
two things that can`t be ignored
are death and taxes

The King Of Audio Torture
  • Registered: 2015-07-31
  • Posts: 2,793

Re: A Texas Limerick

Phill and EB that is clever.  Big thank you to Mojo for making January 2021 Texas month  here on chordie it has made this site come alive.