[F]Welcome to Jammie Stats, oh [Bb]welcome to Jammie Stats,
[F]You won't have to get all dressed for [C]school . . . .
You will [F]learn a bunch of stuff, if your [Bb]brain is up to snuff,
And you can [F]do it in your [C]jammies while you [F]drool.
[F7]Oh, [Bb]jammie stats, oh jammie stats; It's [F]on the internet,
Oh, [Bb]jammie stats, oh jammie stats; You can [C]take it with your pets! . . . [C7]
[F]Welcome to jammie stats, [Bb]welcome to jammie stats,
I'll [F]help you see it all makes perfect [C]sense . . . .
We will [F]test hypotheses with [Bb]great finesse and ease,
And we'll [F]do while we [C]wear our jammie [F]pants.
[F7]Oh, [Bb]jammie stats, oh jammie stats; It [F]is my favorite class,
Oh, [Bb]jammie stats, oh jammie stats; The [C]teacher's such an 'in--[C7]credibly handsome guy'!
Oh, [F]welcome to jammie stats, [Bb]welcome to jammie stats,
[F]Wondrous analytical tech-[C]niques.
With [F]simple sentences we will [Bb]state our inferences,
And you [F]don't have to [C]be a total [F]geek!
[F7]Oh, [Bb]jammie stats,oh jammie stats; It's [F]stuff you need to know
Oh, [Bb]jammie stats, oh jammie stats; I'll [C]help you learn, [C7]Hel-[F]lo!