Topic: Dealing With Hecklers

This doesn't happen very often but ocassionally a heckler will rear their ugly head (s). Most of the time igorning is the best solution but that doesn't always work. My next step is alerting management of the bar or restaurant. Another action I might take is to offer my seat to the heckler. This usually   spawns a bevy of excuses and inadvertently shows the heckler up. This action sometimes silences the problem but other times escalates the drama. Any pointers from fellow Chordians out there who can empathize ? I particularly await a response from James McCormick. Your tact and wisdom have been eye opening and helpful to me many times in the past.

Peace, Love, and Guitar,
SouthPaw41L

Give everything but up.

Re: Dealing With Hecklers

Hello SouthPaw41L - Can't say as I have any unique wisdom on this topic . . . but, seems to me that 'somebody' should write a song about hecklers?

Perhaps something that gently questions the circumstances of their conception or marvels at the individual's need for attention.  Maybe a few well chosen words (and melody) that suggest their dosage is in need adjustment.  Or else maybe a brief ditty entitled, 'The Sphincter Serenade' in which you play a few bars and then let them solo?  Maybe a plaintive ballad about the incurability of Tourettes Syndrome?

Some rock&roll bands have a roadie or two who just love it when they can 'have a brief business meeting' with disruptive guests.  Rappers travel with a heavily armed entourage.

"That darn Pythagorean Comma thing keeps messing me up!"
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagorean_comma[/url]

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Brilliant James, Thank you for your insight and rapid response. I feel what you're saying and the mental construction of 'The Sphincter Serenade' is underway. Unfortunately my pay scale doesn't  justify 'strong arms of reason' so I'll have to go with subtle musical butt whoopin'.

Again your mental tutelage is of immense help. I likes uh the way uh yous thinks.

Give everything but up.

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I once heard a standup comic tell a heckler
'' shut up, I'm the one doing the talking here, I don't go to where you work and throw rocks at you while you mow someones grass! ''
I thought it was a great reply.

Michel

I may be goin' to hell in a bucket babe

5 (edited by bootleger 2007-07-11 02:37:42)

Re: Dealing With Hecklers

SouthPaw41L wrote:

This doesn't happen very often but ocassionally a heckler will rear their ugly head (s). Most of the time igorning is the best solution but that doesn't always work. My next step is alerting management of the bar or restaurant. Another action I might take is to offer my seat to the heckler. This usually   spawns a bevy of excuses and inadvertently shows the heckler up. This action sometimes silences the problem but other times escalates the drama. Any pointers from fellow Chordians out there who can empathize ? I particularly await a response from James McCormick. Your tact and wisdom have been eye opening and helpful to me many times in the past.

Peace, Love, and Guitar,
SouthPaw41L

Well, I am the bouncer size type of guy and it takes longer to heal after beating heads not to mention it's hard to play when your hand(s) are swollen (I am not promoting violence just explaining my past & dumb experience). As you said ignore them, you can always turn your amp up (if playing electric). Otherwise continue to pratice and get better and the following you gain will out number the hecklers.

Bootlegger.

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Or you can always sing this wonderful song by Josh Woodward if someone is heckling you and nobody is bothering to help you out...This cracks me up:

http://www.joshwoodward.com/mp3/JoshWoo … er4874.mp3
(WARNING - Possibly NSFW b/c of language)

If you like that, you should check out some of his other songs.  That is one amazingly talented man.

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Devildogs,
Absolutely lovely piece of music. Lyrically very descritive of some crap holes I've had the incredulous opportunity to discharge musical madness. I enjoyed that, thanks for the heads up............

Give everything but up.

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Hey Devildog's Doll Thats one way to get over fear. Thats a cool tune.Sounds like a banjo in there too, Right On.

Have a good one ,,,Badeye.

one caper after another

9 (edited by patrickjacques 2007-07-12 00:46:04)

Re: Dealing With Hecklers

Hey there Devildog's Doll,  Thats a great song and a great response for a heckler, I enjoyed it very much.

what a long strange trip it's been

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I'm female, so it's probably a bit different.  Supporters in the audience will tend to ward off hecklers before they sink their teeth into you.  So, it hasn't happened to me that much.

One time it happened to me. Someone in the audience said something, and I just said, "Ah, what did you say?".  Then, the goof gets to repeat it.  But I acted like I couldn't hear him properly, and kept asking him to repeat it.  After the third repeat, he was looking a little bit stupid, everyone was watching him, and someone else just yelled over to him to shut-the-*-up.  With a male performer, the audience will probably expect YOU to deflate him, because you're, well, a man...

Another time, there was a real creep, who made it clear he was gonna make my life hard and there were no bouncers, but a good (BIG) fan of mine just sat down beside him, got real friendly with him, put his arm around him and said he'd like to have a private conversation with him out back.  I didn't notice this going on at the time because of the lights, only that he shut up and then he was just gone. The fan told me later.  So, yeah, bouncers are good if they're there.

One other time, I just pointed to the guy and said to the audience "wow, so anal sex DOES produce offspring".  (That's an old standard against hecklers.  Maybe from Rodney D., I don't remember)

Another possibiliy that I never got to use, is to ask the person to write it down and I'll read it to the audience later.



bootleger wrote:
SouthPaw41L wrote:

This doesn't happen very often but ocassionally a heckler will rear their ugly head (s). Most of the time igorning is the best solution but that doesn't always work. My next step is alerting management of the bar or restaurant. Another action I might take is to offer my seat to the heckler. This usually   spawns a bevy of excuses and inadvertently shows the heckler up. This action sometimes silences the problem but other times escalates the drama. Any pointers from fellow Chordians out there who can empathize ? I particularly await a response from James McCormick. Your tact and wisdom have been eye opening and helpful to me many times in the past.

Peace, Love, and Guitar,
SouthPaw41L

Well, I am the bouncer size type of guy and it takes longer to heal after beating heads not to mention it's hard to play when your hand(s) are swollen (I am not promoting violence just explaining my past & dumb experience). As you said ignore them, you can always turn your amp up (if playing electric). Otherwise continue to pratice and get better and the following you gain will out number the hecklers.

Bootlegger.

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Nobody likes being heckled. I try to keep in mind that I'm there to give my audience a good time. If that is how some clown has fun then I just let him. If I'm playing crappy (and I usualy know right off if I am) I just gut it out and try to get it together on the next number. If the person doesn't like the song I'm playing sometimes I follow it up with some silly little kid's song and then move into a song that makes the room explode like sweet home alabama or sweet child o mine and play my guts out. After that I usualy don't hear from them any more.

"Nobody paints by ear so why would I play guitar by sight?" hmm