Topic: `Christmas Pud`
Christmas comes but once a year
Good times bad times shed a tear
Friends and family all around
And goodwill does abound
After the presents then
Christmas dinner first course
A game of cricket on the lawn
Ladies say come on in
Christmas pud about to begin
If your Christmas didn`t go well this year
Have no fear
Because you have another chance
It`ll return next year.
The King Of Audio Torture