Zurf wrote:A shame. Well, he's got some new material.
- Zurf
Like . . . "I lost my license but I found my pants"
(C)I was drinking all day
Feeling (F) kinda down,
So I (G7) took off my clothes
Just to (C) bring me around
Then I couldn't remember
where I stashed my pants
So I Drove in to town
To buy me some slacks
Oh the seat was sohot,
It was burning my butt
I was going too fast
when I saw the cop
He pulled me right over
Had to get out and walk
When he saw I was naked
It gave him a shock
"Now" Randy he said,
"just where are your trousers?"
"Well, I haven't seen 'em
In over four hours."
They took my license
And threw me the book
But these stripped pajamas
Are quite the cool look.
(C) That's why I'm saying . . .
(F) That I lost my license,
(C) but I found me some pants,
(G7)They're white n' black stripes
with a (F) shirt that's a (C) match.