Dating Site Blues

A couple of years ago when I was going through a nasty divorce my sons thought it would be real cool to get dad out dating women as soon as possible and signed me up for a number of dating sites.  I'm sure they did it with the best intentions but dating sites don't really do it for me because they take your money and you still have to do all of the hard work (tongue in cheek here).  Here are some of my thoughts

Dating Site Blues

My inbox is filled with messages from single women looking for love
They're from June, Sue and Angela, Cherry, Rita and Marie
And one from a red indian girl who says her name is Snow White Dove
There's even one from Russian triplets they all look the same to me.

I've got the Dating Site blues cause no matter which one I use
They send fifty messages every day with a whole new batch to choose
Now it's a full time job to sort the wheat from the chaff
Then they ask me to pay them money I think they're having a laugh

I know you'll say I should be happy with all of this attention I get
But you've got to believe me that it's causing me pain
I know their husbands and their kids I even know the names of all their pets
Cause they're the same five women every day with a different name

I've got the Dating Site blues cause no matter which one I use
They send fifty messages every day with a whole new batch to choose
Now it's a full time job to sort the wheat from the chaff
Then they ask me to pay them money I think they're having a laugh

Now you've got to be careful because they all lie through their teeth
There was a flirty young thing called Julie who seemed to be the one
But I found out he used to be a builder who was once called Keith
That one didn't go any further man that would have been real wrong

I've got the Dating Site blues cause no matter which one I use
They send fifty messages every day with a whole new batch to choose
Now it's a full time job to sort the wheat from the chaff
Then they ask me to pay them money I think they're having a laugh

The matches that they send me have never ever been real good
I wish they'd just send me half a dozen women in the mail to try
I'm not a real fussy guy they just need to be flesh and blood
I'll send the money by return along with the ones that I don't buy

I've got the Dating Site blues cause no matter which one I use
They send fifty messages every day with a whole new batch to choose
Now it's a full time job to sort the wheat from the chaff
Then they ask me to pay them money I think they're having a laugh