Favorite Bumper Stickers (Page 1 of 2)

There is a handy man around here driving a beat up older model nissian car with a trailer and the plate say's in freehand paint.

  Dad's Truck.

badeye...     

Tourists from the North are called snowbirds around here. There is a song and a license plate that reads:
"If it's snowbird season why can't we shoot 'em?"
another:
"We don't care how you do it up North"

I saw one that read "I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney, than ride with Ted Kennedy"

There's someone who parks in our garage who has a bumper sticker with the emblem of the Marine Corps Snipers.  The sticker says "You can run, but you'll die tired." 

- Zurf

When I was a Pennsylvania boy attending Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, Virginia trying to get used to the southern Appalachian accent, I saw this bumper sticker and put it on my car. 

Vajenyatek
Blaxbug, Vajenya

At the same time, both the University of Virginia bookstore and the Virginia Tech bookstore had bumper stickers that said the same thing.  UVa was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and some of the building he designed are still in use and the library contains a number of his books.  Architecture, government studies, and medicine are some of what it is best known for.  Virginia Tech is a land grant university founded in the late 19th century.  VA Tech is best known for civil and agricultural engineering.   One university had the bumper sticker as an insult, and the other as a point of honor.  It said: "All dirt roads lead to Tech." 

- Zurf

Horn Broken.  Watch for Finger!

"Do Not Hump"

My dad took a few of these from the railroad yard and had placed them on friends vehicles years ago.  It actually refers to a method used to couple (or uncouple) train cars.  It's funny to see on an automobile, most people don't know what it actually means.

Hump Yard: A railroad freight yard built on an incline (appears like a hump) where cars are pushed up a hill, and roll down the otherside, where switches and retarders are thrown to put them on the correct track using gravity, instead of fuel. Some cars are not designed to go through the devices in hump yards, and are labeled so "Do Not Hump"

Well there goes Friday.

Many years ago here in Australia, there was an ad for the Holden Commodore and it went "There's nothing quite like a Holden" . Well I had one for a bit ..and I made a big sticker that read " There's nothing quite like THIS Holden"

I loved this one:
"Yes, this is my truck.
No, I won't help you move."

A musician friend of mine wrote a song entitled:
"I don't brake for poodles"
and has a bumper sticker on his car with the same message.

Dogs have owners,  cats have staff

dogs bark,  cats delegate