Re: New Avatar
retractable fingers 
never thought of it that way they could come in handy but I cant think of what for
PapaTom wrote:OK, so are you talking about the "B" chord, as in the one that lies between Bb and C and takes eleven fingers to play on a uke, or is "B" just short for "Barre" chord?
(Sorry...all those responses were really funny, but I need to know if you're all laughing with me or AT me
Take the 11 fingered chord you need for your uke and add two strings and four more fingers and you've got the B chord for guitar. The chord chart for it is in my new avatar. You have to barre at the second fret all the way across, and then barre the D, G, and B strings but not the high e string at the fourth fret. It's evil, I tell you. Evil. The chord can only be played by mutants, like Russell. [LONG LIVE THE MUTANTS!!]
Russell once wrote a whole song that used nothing but B shaped barre chords called "Zurf and the Evil B". There's something wrong with his head but his fingers work real good. I think he's got a little cat DNA. Except instead of retractable claws like a cat has, Russell has retractable fingers in the pads of his palm.
- Zurf
