Topic: If I Were Santa
If I were Santa, I'd bring to the world
Everything that all the good people deserve.
Though some folks are grumpy
And some folks get mad
I'd like to make Christmas
The best one they've had.
I'd like to turn Scrooge into the patron of alms
And Myra Hindley into Mother Teresa's heart.
The Taliban into reindeer to pull my sleigh
The Nazi's into helpers, making presents all day.
Nuclear weapon's would turn into toys
And guns and bombs and missiles destroyed.
So knives would be piano's,
Bows and arrows guitars.
And clean electricity would drive all our cars.
If I were Santa, this world would be nice
It's a dream I would strive for, the rest of my life