1 Topic by kbrassel (edited by kbrassel 2009-05-17 21:46:59)

  • Registered: 2008-03-24
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Topic: Redneck Reality

Capo 2, Verses G,C,D7 Chorus C,G,D7.. i hope you enjoy. It's funny in my opinion and i hope it makes you smile! to listen to it go to www.myspace.com/kristenbrassel

I had a ball gown and terra
and glass slippers for my shoes
But like the stroke of midnight i woke up to
a Gun shootin, camaflodge, four-wheeler, redneck life

What happened to my carriage rides
and honey I'll take care of you
now i got a hairy guy, smelly dogs
overalls, underwear, and all his muddy boots

When did my Cinderella fantasy
turn into my Redneck reality
I live in a shack out way back
and bobbysue keeps me company
when did my Cinderella fantasy
turn into my redneck reality
had prince charmin but now he's alarmin
missin his front left tooth
when did my Cinderella fantasy
turn into a redneck reality

Now i like sweet tea and talk funny
and drink from a mason cup
I say get'er done and what's the son
blare hank, waylon, cash,and tucker from my truck

I wear trucker hats and cut off tees
to match my holey blue jeans
it's who i am and i'm proud to be a
rough neck, laid back, red neck wife

I'm glad my Cinderella fantasy
turned into a redneck reality
I live and love and that's more fun
than havin those glass shoes
i'm glad my Cinderella fantasy
turned into a redneck reality
I have prince charmin and he's startin
to look good without his tooth
i'm glad my Cinderella fantasy
turned into a redneck reality

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Re: Redneck Reality

hi kristen when i read your lyrics it seemed to be all over the place ,but when i heard your recording it changed it into a brilliant song,well done....stay cool

love is life ,life is for love,keep a true heart and live life to the full....stay cool

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  • selso
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Re: Redneck Reality

Thats a pretty funny song

Everything is bad including me
But being bad is good policy
Reverend Horton Heat
  • From: Tennessee
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Re: Redneck Reality

I about fell out of the outhouse and swallowed my chewing tobacco when I first read the lyrics...but after listening to the song...its a darn tootin nice little song... smile

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Re: Redneck Reality

Yehaaaaw...A great concept and write from you kbrassel. smile I enjoyed the listen and also the other recordings you have done...Good on You.

Looking forwards to more from you.

Kenny

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