Topic: "Dotted Line Valentine"
I had intended to write a very sincere song for my beloved - but this little ditty sort of veered way off course and turned into a satirical piece about a Prenuptial Agreement.
Please hear it here:
"Songs for Human and Autoharp"
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Dotted Line valentineJames McCormick, February 12, 2009
This is NOT dedicated to my lovely bride of 20-some years!
[C]Who needs candy [G]hearts and lace
[F]Mushy cards, [G7]kissy face
[C]Tacky little trinkets [G]so passe'
I got a [F]pre-nup agreement in-[G7]stead today . . .
[G7]My [C]pre-nup terms [G]very clear
Just [F]sign and date it right [G7]here and here
This [C]offer's only good for a [G]limited time . . . .
C'mon [F]be my [G7]Valen-[C]tine
Just [F]sign it on the [G]dotted [C]line!
[F]Valentine, Oh [C]Valentine
[F]You can be my [G7]Valentine . . . .
Just [C]sign it right here on the [G7]dotted line . . . .
You can [F]be my [G]Valen-[C]tine . . . .
Just [F]sign it on the [G7]dotted [C]line!
[G7]My [C]pre-nup terms [G]very fair
Won't [F]get a better deal [G7]anywhere
It's [C]up to you to a-[G]gree or decline . . . .
C'mon [F]be my [G7]Valen-[C]tine
Just [F]sign it on the [G7]dotted [C]line!
No [G]need to haggle or negotiate it
[F]Don't try to make it all complicated
[G]Who needs roses romance and wine . . . .
Just [F]sign it on the [G]dotted [C]line! . . . [C7]
[F]Valentine, Oh [C]Valentine
[F]You can be my [G7]Valentine . . .
Just [C]sign it right here on the [G7]dotted line . . . .
You can [F]be my [G]Valen-[C]tine . . . .
Just [F]sign it on the [G7]dotted [C]line!
Just [F]sign sign [G7]sign ....
On the dotted [F]line! . . . [C]
"That darn Pythagorean Comma thing keeps messing me up!"
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[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagorean_comma[/url]
