"If I Had a Boat Load of Mone"

If I Had a Boat Load of Money
By Jeff Gilpin
January 3rd, 2009

If I had a boat load of money
I don't but just imagine if I did
I'd have to find a way that I could keep it
Find the safest place to keep it hid

I know that under the bed's already taken
With lots of things that I'd rather not discuss
Currently the stock exchange is acting kind of strange
Putting money there's just going to make me cuss

My chance to use the internet's long forgotten
Those dot com dreams are a thing of the past
I'd put it in my bank if it wasn't about to tank
I need to find a safe place pretty fast...if I had the money

I guess I could invest in our goverment
If they weren't already giving it all away
So after thinking hard I'll just bury it in the yard
And hope that I can find it some rainy day