How about "Pharonic Beard"? Personally, I've often thought that if I were ever in a band I wouldn't want a name that began with "The..." something. Far too typical and cliche, I think. Besides, if you make a CD one day and it's in a record store, you'll only see the "THE" at the end of your name anyway (ie Moody Blues, The).
Here's a few more interesting ones....
Deathrow Bodine
Autopsy Turvy
Squelch
Buddy Mann and the Guy Dudes
Bob's the Drummer
Tune-age
Free Beer!
Free Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches (really handy if you play some bar with a marquis outside! )
Nair Do Well
The Answer (in this case, the THE is somewhat necessary).
Ace Dexter (great name for a guitar player too)
I could go on and on but, uh, it can't be THAT hard to come up with a name, is it?