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Lady In Red, always makes me cry.  I always hated that disco tune - "Celebration"  Grates my nerves, (unless dancing girls are doing some kinda wild jig to it) 

*ahem* 

~hangs head in shame......again~

"Instrument!" she shrilled - then my testies hit the floor....(I am not very good at this).

I wrote a song for a girl, once.  It went something like:

"There once was a man from Nantuckett...."

Forget the rattler!!  Where can I get a coon pecker bone?

*Thinking back*  The teens - would I want to go through it again???  Hmmmmm.  The wet dreams were cool.....*ahem*

*hangs head in shame*

Buy liquor and play whatever stirkes your fancy....a real heavy thrashing song often leads to romance.  Break your guitar, bite off a bat's head, hang by your toe nails.  Gosh, I remember being fifteen...kinda.

Also, having many miles under my belt, when it ends - it ain't over. 

And remeber, most importantly of all -no glove, no love.

Yeah, the name thing - We certainly don't want to expose our children to the nasty things in life - Chordie, ain't one of them things.  Kiddies, once they start to ask, are learning.  So, teach them what "approrpiate" is.  If ya think the content on Chordie is rough, wait till they get to school.

Wasn't he a dancer??

Porn...there is no getting away from it.  This is a cool site, and well....where did you say the free porn was?  *greasy smile*  Ignore it, don't click on it, and move on.