You are a very lackluster trainee parapsychologist if you haven't been to a haunted location and TRIED it yet. You might fail the practical. How do you train to be a parapsychologist? Read lots of MR James stories?
My friend Madam Blavatsky says Keith Moon told her you can't contact the dead cos they are dead.
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"Very flat Norfolk" to paraphrase Noel Gallagher and Liam Coward in that great west end hit Private Lives