CHORUS:
G
I'm keeping your poop in a jar
D
Til the day you come back
                              Am
So I don't forget just what you are
        C                 D           G   C D
I'm keeping your poop in a jar

VERSE 1 :
C
You thought you took everything
G                               D
But you left something behind for me
C
I scooped it out, I bottled it up
              G                                  D
Now it's there on the stand by the bed, to remind me
C                    Em
In case I ever forget
C                                  D
You're just a piece of ...poop

CHORUS

VERSE 2 : (as Verse 1)

I had a moment of weakness once

So I opened the lid for a smell

That's when it all came rushing back

In one vaporous rush I remembered you well

How could I ever forget

You're just a piece of ... poop

CHORUS

SING ALONG ENDING :

C D G    CDEm   CDG

(The guys will be delighted that you want to learn to play this beautiful love song ! d:oP mrjonthehat  www.myspace.com/hsdx  --- hayseed dixie's myspace)