This was a funny post, and your reply was brilliant.
It reminded me of a question my later father would ask me when I tried to lie to him as a kid. I'll censor it to remove words that might be offensive.:
"How G-- d-----d dumb do you think I am?" Fortunately, I was wise enough to recognize it as a rhetorical question, long before I heard the phrase, and never answered the question.:) The jerk who sent this scam email must have burned out both brain cells, "thinking" that anyone would believe that letter.
I have received similar email and the occasional telephone calls from a scammer who claimed to be calling from "Windows", claiming that my computer has a virus and he was calling to fix it over the phone Anyone stupid enough to fall for either of these scams almost deserves to be taken to the cleaners..