In March of 2011, I got back to full-time work after a two-year purgatory.  Unfortunately, I am working twice as hard now and earning half the money, so my energy is usually sapped by the end of each day.  As a result, I find that I have less motivation to pick up my uke, which was pretty much a part of my arm for 2-3 years.

I think you're just in one of those periods where your head isn't clear enough to want to "create" or experiment, as music usually demands.  Chances are, you'll get back to it when work either thins out or becomes less demanding.

My advice is to add a new hobby.  I switch from bicycling in the warm weather to ukulele in the cold, so each one is usually fresh for at least a few weeks out of each year.

Ah hah...OK, now I see that those features have been moved to the BOTTOM of the page, rather than the SIDE, where they used to be.  I guess I should have just scrolled down further before opening my mouth.  Never mind!

Hey, all.  I've been spending most of my time at the Ukulele Underground forum lately, but I just dropped in on Chordie to find some new material.  So what happened to the "transpose" feature AND the chord diagrams?  The whole site looks different and more scaled-down now.

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"Martha My Dear" (The Beatles) and "Get Down" (Gilbert O'Sullivan) were both about dogs; but are you looking to mourn a deceased dog or to celebrate, in general, a dog's life?  If you're ready to chuckle about it a little, there's also The Monkees' "I'm Gonna Buy Me A Dog."

Sorry to hear about your buddy.

I was a drummer all my life but always wanted to play guitar.  With my big, clumsy drummer's fingers, I could squeeze out a few chords, but I always ended up disappointed in what I could do with a guitar in my hands.  In my forties, I bought a ukulele.  It's much faster to learn and much easier to play.  Best of all, it has completely satisfied my dream of one day being a string picker.

I hope this doesn't annoy all the guitar players here, but my advice to the OP is to try a uke first!

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I thought they already knocked it down.  It's the building on the cover of his "Sentimental Journey" album.

To the best of my knowledge, John Lennon's boyhood home on Menlove Avenue has been preserved.

If you get to visit Liverpool anytime, be sure to take the Beatles tour and see all of these houses, in addition to Penny Lane, Strawberry Fields, The (facsimile) Cavern, etc.

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>>>Back in '72 we had a 50's nostalgia/Sha-Na-Na copy band and warmed up for him.  We all hoped to meet him, but he got out of the limo, plugged in, played and was back in the limo. <<<

Same here.  But I was actually IN HIS BAND that night and he never even introduced himself.  Fortunately, I was the drummer, so I didn't need much information to follow his lead and pull off the show.  The rest of the guys spent the whole show guessing what song he was playing and in what key -- and this was in front of a full house at Madison Square Garden's Felt Forum!

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>>>>Not quite ready to quit strumming and plant by booty in front of a T.V. just yet.<<<

I certainly wasn't suggesting that anybody needs to quit solely because of their age.  Buddy Rich was still the world's greatest drummer at age 70, Keith Richards is still rocking out at 70, and guys like BB King can still bring the house down at 86.  Chuck, however, is a different story.  He has always had somewhat of a bad attitude (however much justified) and never struck me as the kind of performer who would stick around forever, unless it was solely to punish all the rich white people who took advantage of him for so many years.

TubaTooter:  I am now 48 and have switched from drums to uke/banjo uke so I can make music until I drop dead.  I hope you will do the same!

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I saw Chuck in concert about two years ago and it was really sad.  The guy's playing and singing were so diminished that the pick-up band behind him had to keep adjusting itself just so you could hear him.  For most of the barely 30-minute show, the drummer played with Blastix, a step up from brushes.  When I played drums with Chuck 26 years ago, he was rocking so hard I had to bash away with all my might.  The last time I saw him, he couldn't even get through an entire song without forgetting the words or the chords and coming to a complete stop.  The audience was polite in the presence of this legend, but many were complaining afterward that they felt ripped off.

I wish him well, but I think it's time for Chuck to take it easy.

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OP:

I understand, all too well, the whole process of getting side-tracked from playing your instrument.  During the years I was bashing it out as a freelance drummer in New York, I always managed to find myriad ways to avoid practicing and promoting myself by getting involved with various side projects, including buying and selling drum gear.

Because guitars are so much more collectible, I can see why you might get caught up in the excitement of dealing them.  The satisfaction you get from flipping an instrument is instantaneous and intoxicating.  Attaining the same rush from practicing your instrument can take weeks or months.  The difference is, the former lasts a few hours - while the latter can stay with you for a lifetime.

Don't let anything knock you off course again.  Have fun shedding your guitar in 2011!

OK, this one is worth sharing...

It's been an eyebrow-raising few days for me.

First, my wife and I find ourselves at the Tampa International Airport on December 26th, hoping to get home to New York despite the blizzard that is already underway.  All flights before us have been canceled, but ours is still on the board.  As we watch the LEDS for dozens of flights change from "Delayed" to "Canceled," we assume our flight will also fall victim to the storm, yet Jet Blue keeps insisting the flight is leaving at 11:30am.  Ultimately, it left at about 12:45, and after an hour and forty-five minutes circling JFK with zero visibility, we finally landed safely in New York.  As we entered the terminal, an announcement came over the PA advising that the airport was closed indefinitely and all flights in and out were canceled.   

We made our way to the AirTrain and on to the Long Island Rail Road, where digital signage was displaying constant warnings that the system, our only way home at that point, could shut down at any moment.  We waited less than five minutes for a train out to Syosset, Long Island and arrived at our doorstep in a reasonable amount of time.  When I turned on the TV shortly after shedding my snow-soaked boots and jacket, I learned that all Long Island Rail Road service was suspended in both directions.  Ultimately, it took almost two days to get the trains and the planes back on track.  Many of our friends and neighbors were stuck in airports all over the world as the snowstorm wreaked havoc for the next several days.  For a totally unexpected change, WE were the ones who got really lucky this time and we wondered if it might be a good week to buy some lottery tickets.

As if all that wasn't enough, yesterday I had to move a large video projection screen at work.  This thing was heavy enough that it took three of us (two middle-aged guys and a strapping mid-twenties Irish dude) to move it on a heavy duty dolly.  While tipping it over, three of the fingers on my left hand inadvertently got stuck between two moving parts of the dolly frame and were suddenly supporting the entire weight of the screen.  The initial pain was so excruciating that my brain must have instantaneously turned off all the nerves in my hand.  I was certain I had lost a finger or two, or that I had, at least, broken a few bones.  The guys I was working with were slow to react, as they did not understand what was happening at first.  And besides, I wasn't even screaming in pain, as I had lost all feeling in my fingers.  As they struggled to release the pressure and free my hand, I began thinking about how I would never again play the uke and would never know the feeling of finally playing a banjolele.

When I finally brought myself to look at my hand, I noticed there was no blood.  And even after they finally freed it, there was a huge dent in one finger that looked as if the bone might be separated at that point, but there was no sign of broken skin and still no blood.  Around the "dent" was massive white swelling around the knuckle and below the actual injury.  Three other fingers were bruised and blueish, too.  I immediately tried to make a fist and noticed that all my fingers were closing perfectly normally, with only a bit of pressure from the swelling.  An onlooker grabbed me a bag of ice, which I applied immediately.  The trauma had made me a bit dizzy, so I sat down.  Mind you, I am NOT a drama king, by any means.  In fact, I am the total opposite, so you can imagine what it took to get me to sit down at this point.

Anyway, to make another long story short, the fingers never bled a single drop and, within an hour, I was back to work moving large speakers and other equipment around as if nothing had happened.  A co-worker who is an EMT advised that I might experience severe pain and/or stiffness the following day.

Today, it's as if the accident never happened.  I've got a few minor scratches on my middle finger and the three that surround it, but nothing more than I usually have after a day of hard work.  Although I have always been a spiritual person, I am not what anyone would call religious and I do not believe that everything that happens can be attributed to "God's will;" however, these past few days, topped off by this almost superhuman occurrence with my hand, have been truly miraculous.  I'm thinking, if anything, this latest scare was a wake-up call, nudging me to plunk down my Amazon points and an extra hundred bucks to buy a danged banjole already.  You never know when it's going to be too late!

Anyway, thanks for letting me share this story.  If you are still stuck away from home, may the skies open up for you soon, and may the coming year be truly miraculous for all of you.

Papa Tom

All good ideas.  Now, as soon as I dig my way out of this New York blizzard, I will start looking into some of these things.

Happy New Year!

Awwww shucks.  You guys are so mushy.  Now I'm feeling really guilty for leaving.

Anyway, maybe you can give me some advice on this one:

My job with our local township went from working on a summer concert series to being a sort of audio/visual/entertainment coordinator in several community centers during the fall and winter season.  During this time, I did a lot of "extra" favors for senior citizens groups that come in twice a week.  This included restoring all the "whole-house" music systems and putting together special playlists of 1940's tunes, showtunes, Christmas songs, etc for them.  It also involved playing my uke with a senior chorus sponsored by the town.

Well, at Christmas time, the senior ladies wanted to do something special for me, so they put together a little bag of goodies.  Most of it was chocolate, green tea, and other things they know I like, but one particular item was a little off the mark.  Apparently, one of the women has a grandson who's a musician, so she asked him what she could buy me for my "guitar."  Bottom line:  I ended up with five sets of D'Addario EXL110 Electric Guitar Strings.  I didn't have the heart to tell her that these would not fit my ukulele, so I gushed appropriately and took them home.

So now I'm stuck with these brand new electric guitar strings that I can't use.  However, I can really use some strings for all my ukes (and the new mandolin that just fell into my lap).  I don't have any kind of receipt (they seem to sell for between $5-6 a set) and, after a few years of buying most of my uke stuff online, have let all my relationships with local music store guys lapse.

Ideally, I'd like to trade these for some Aquila Nylgut uke strings, but if that isn't possible, I'd like to give them away, perhaps, to some type of guitar school for disadvantaged kids.

Any ideas?

(PS:  I will be away, with no web access, until December 26.  I will check back here then.  Happy Holidays, all!)

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Awwww shucks.  You guys are so mushy.  Now I'm feeling really guilty for leaving.

Anyway, maybe you can give me some advice on this one:

My job with our local township went from working on a summer concert series to being a sort of audio/visual/entertainment coordinator in several community centers during the fall and winter season.  During this time, I did a lot of "extra" favors for senior citizens groups that come in twice a week.  This included restoring all the "whole-house" music systems and putting together special playlists of 1940's tunes, showtunes, Christmas songs, etc for them.  It also involved playing my uke with a senior chorus sponsored by the town.

Well, at Christmas time, the senior ladies wanted to do something special for me, so they put together a little bag of goodies.  Most of it was chocolate, green tea, and other things they know I like, but one particular item was a little off the mark.  Apparently, one of the women has a grandson who's a musician, so she asked him what she could buy me for my "guitar."  Bottom line:  I ended up with five sets of D'Addario EXL110 Electric Guitar Strings.  I didn't have the heart to tell her that these would not fit my ukulele, so I gushed appropriately and took them home.

So now I'm stuck with these brand new electric guitar strings that I can't use.  However, I can really use some strings for all my ukes (and the new mandolin that just fell into my lap).  I don't have any kind of receipt (they seem to sell for between $5-6 a set) and, after a few years of buying most of my uke stuff online, have let all my relationships with local music store guys lapse.

Ideally, I'd like to trade these for some Aquila Nylgut uke strings, but if that isn't possible, I'd like to give them away, perhaps, to some type of guitar school for disadvantaged kids.

Any ideas?

(PS:  I will be away, with no web access, until December 26.  I will check back here then.  Happy Holidays, all!)

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Thanks all, but I don't feel like I've contributed a whole lot here.  Plus my NEW group serves chocolate donuts.  This link for the ukulele forum should work: 

http://www.ukuleleunderground.com/forum … 4-Uke-Talk

Regarding my "uke stories," I now don't remember if I posted them here or at the uke forum.  (Ooh...the anticipation of finding them must be killing you!  smile

I am a strict vegetarian.  The best vegetarian line anybody ever fed me was from my shamelessly carnivorous son, who asked me one day:

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of MEAT?"

Happy New Year, all!

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Hey, thanks for the hospitality this past year, everybody.  However, the reality is that I'm a uke player who has been trying too hard to "force" belonging to this club of guitarists.  Well, I've now found Ukulele Underground, which is a forum devoted exclusively to uke players, and I no longer feel like a vegetarian at a pig roast!

Anyway, I probably won't be boring you with my dopey ukulele stories and questions a whole lot anymore, but I wanted to say a proper goodbye and thank you.

Happy Holidays, all!

Papa Tom

>>>>Someone please throw a song out there for me to work on today!!!! <<<<

How about writing one of your own?

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If a song gives you the inescapable urge to get up and dance, it's at exactly 120 bpm.

Actually that's only half a joke.  Disco music was typically recorded at 120 bpm, about twice the rate of an average person's heartbeat.  For some reason, this tempo has been found to physically affect the human body in a way that causes people to want to get up and move around.  Most marches are also performed at this tempo for maximum arousal of the crowd. 

If you do not have access to a metronome or a drum machine (which will have a built-in metronome), take the tempo of your favorite Bee Gees or Donna Summers disco song and use that (~120 bpm) as a yardstick.  If you need a more accurate measurement, you will need to invest in a metronome, which I'm sure can be had for just a few bucks these days.

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A banjo uke, but a steady job takes an easy second.

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The pain from nylon strings is just as bad as from steel strings.  As others have said repeatedly: stick with it and the sore fingers (including the really debilitating pain you may get down the middle of some fingers for a while) will eventually be just a bad memory.

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>>>>Ok... I say... buy yourself a set of strings, or a new capo or something cheap to satisfy your urge to spend right now<<<<<

That's exactly what I was thinking...perhaps one of those clip-on tuners...or a t-shirt that reads "Don't make me get my ukulele!"

Here's the thing:  I don't get many gifts because I've instructed my family and friends to stop giving me stuff.  I think it's kind of silly when we're all grown, self-sufficient adults and there are so many little children in the family to spoil.  So the gift cards I have are mostly rewards from my business credit cards, which take a very long time to accumulate.  If this were a general credit card, I'd let my wife pick the reward, but we have a "deal" about business credit cards.  It's the only time I ever really treat myself to anything.  But to rack up enough points for anything decent takes a very long time, so $125 in Amazon cards is a rarity.  To spend $25 would make a major dent in my ability to purchase something substantial anytime soon!

Oh, what to do...what to do.  I feel like such a creep for being so self-centered about this!

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It's a tough call.  My instinct is to rack up a few more credit card points and purchase some more Amazon cards toward the banjo uke, but that could take a while -- and I need a fix NOW!

To give you an idea of how mad I've gone, I've been almost ready to buy everything from a double-kick drum pedal (to reignite my drumming passion after 16 years) to a bicycle trainer (to keep me from getting mushy over the winter) to a hand truck (just to have one).  Amazon gift cards don't expire, but my problem has always been keeping these danged things around without rushing out and spending them.  I think I'm afraid I'll misplace them or something.

Anyway, I'm leaning toward saving for the banjo uke.  Perhaps, to satisfy my current crankiness, I'll just get a girlfriend.

(Kidding...my wife and I are happily married for 28 years!)

So I've got $125 in Amazon gift cards burning a hole in my pocket and I feel like a need a new toy to help fight this in-between-job depression.

A buck-and-a-quarter doesn't go too far on Amazon (with shipping and all), but it can buy me a couple of extra cheapo ukes to have around for my grandchildren.  It's also about halfway to a better uke for myself and about 1/3 of the way to a low-end banjo uke, which is what I REALLY want.  Of course, I can live without ANY of these things.

In this economy, it's really tough to spend on "toys" when basic expenses are getting harder to meet.  Can anybody make me feel better about either:

1.  Blowing the whole $125 on a couple of beater ukes
2.  Packing the gift cards away until I have enough to afford something better?

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Congrats, Nela.

I used to travel every day of the week (to a different city!) for business and there was nothing like coming home.

Hey, I'm just wondering...am I the only city slicker in this group?

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>>>>That's what I was thinking, PapaTom<<<<

If that's the case, my mom says I can't hang out here anymore.