2,301

(15 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

Bonedaddy,

Ya poor wee creater!  Did you not know you only have to ask Santa.

He is so magic i still believe in him! Wait till he sees my list this year?

I reckon Mrs Clause, will have a hissey fit, as i asked him to divorce
her and give me the job. Well he is magic!
send your letter here Bonedaddy!

http://www.claus.com/

Dream On!

Old Doll.

2,302

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Daddycool,

I love the lyrics to this, so full of warmth!

I still love to see a persons breath in the cold like a halo around there face.

Well done

Old Doll.

i came to practise! Bad idea putting on Chordie. Oh well ill get to it now!

2,303

(2 replies, posted in Song requests)

Hi Daddycool,

Anychance you can give "Oldsoulsman" a bit more info.

Im sure he told me one time he is like myself for the links " Useless!

Pardon me Oldsoulsman" If i have the wrong person.

Old Doll.

2,304

(15 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

What is wrong with me? apart from the obvious!

I have sat with one guitar after another, and dont like the sound of any of them.  One guy gave me such a small guitar, i could only liken it to

PUTTING A SMALL PILL BOX HAT ON AN ELEPHANT. Was he havin a laugh or what?. Even brought a mirror for me to see myself with this instrument.

It did a lot for my confidence! I felt like an Orangutang in drag! I dont
have to see myself, i know what i look like.
thinking strongly now of going to the states. Bigger stores and selection.
and the dollar is sooooooooooo good!
Anyone else here have all this S##t buying a guitar.

Old Doll.

2,305

(77 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Alvee!

That 18 stone vegetarian must have steriods in his nuts?

Are you sure he is a veggie?

Do you know Alvee, im looking at that  first sentence and somehow

its not right! But you know what i mean, " You Do Dont you?

One track mind going nowhere tut tut.

Old Doll.

Thank You as Always

Old Doll.

2,307

(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Bonedaddy,

Just having my lunch here! What a lovely treat! Lovely song.

Made me feel all Mushy! 

I hope your lovely Louise is delighted with this little Personal Gem.

Makes me want to be in love again. I think lol

Well done

Old Doll.

Good Morning to you Badeye,

Glorious Morning here on the Emerald!

Yes! Ill supply the sparklers. The Duct tape we need loads of?

when we have the ears on, we can use the rest for the boot of his
ould banger! So he can't be putting animals in dead or alive.

Who would ever think, looking at  UYK chilling playing guitar, he also
carries an axe?
Id hate to be trying to take a microphone off that fella! Dont mind being legless,  But headless, Yikes!:lol:

Love to Gem and your self of course.

Have a happy day.

Old Doll.

2,309

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Lovely Jets,

Played this here this morning! I bet my melody is so different to yours?

Look forward to the recording.

God i could sit here all day playing, but that old work thing is a calling lol

Old Doll.

Badeye, The Fatpainter, and all you DiY experts on the Forum.

My wee Son UYK is looking for "A Pink Eared Fluffy Guitar" Please submit all
suggestions to this  thread.
Bootleger! I dont suppose you have one in stock?.

Heres some music to inspire you all! lol lol

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=QXiMwpRLHkg

2,311

(77 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Me Vegetarian? No!
But i do know this! I lb of red meat is all we need a week! I have 8 brothers
UYK, a lot of them are veggies, not by designer standards. They just dont like the texture of meat. My dad was also like that! Ate all the things they tell us to now.
Died a very young man. So much for vegetarians. Did you ever see a healthy
vegetarian. They always look to me like they need a good bowl of stew!

Love all kind of fruit and nuts. See those Pecans nuts, cost an arm and a leg here. My son is going to bring me home a gansy load of them from boston.
and pistachio. I wonder would James send me a Mississippi mud pie?
He was baking treats here a while ago for newcomers.

Im doing something wrong UYK? Last time my specialist told me to lose
weight. I told him i didnt eat much! The cheeky beggar said"
Helena! No one ever came out of  Bergen Belsen looking as healthy as you?
Imagine i paid him for that informative info? I fell out the door laughing
and so was he! as he counted my 200 Euro.

This is the number you need for your bunny Guitar!

H Hefner, Pennsylvania 65000.

Slán
Old Doll.

2,312

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Bud wiser,

I often listen to your songs. Always liked them.

This one is no exception. Very very good.

Old Doll.

I seem to remember your not playing guitar That long?

Maybe I have the wrong guy?

2,313

(1 replies, posted in Song requests)

Well i dont know that one your looking for!

But the Yahoos around these parts { liars} Think we believe them when they come up with this one!

Love these guys by the way! Just dislike Liars.

Old Doll.

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=NVCRgI2Ld7U

2,314

(77 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hi The fatpainter,
Doe a deer a female deer! Beautiful  Beautiful Creature.  Now Fatpainter!
Im just wondering here how many times i would have to hit that GIT "UYK"
with an axe to get him in the boot of my car? I suppose 6 at least for that hard neck of his!  How could he even contemplate that?.
See that wood chip wallpaper, id walk Croagh Patrick barefoot up
and down, rather then strip that stuff off walls. I lost a whole year
of my life one time, trying to get rid of it, Nightmare". I have one small
section under a staircase i look at now and again!! just to give myself the wibbly wobblies and remind me how good life is!
Theres another thing! Plastering? I had a room done recently, well holy
God that stuff gets into creases i didnt know existed. I used sit in the
garden playing guitar. Those workers thought i was nuts! I often
think i am myself! lol

Yes! Do you know i still see that image of wee Jamie being led to his death.

I ofton got up during the night if i thought an animal was distressed. How could anyone be so desensitized to the sound of a child weeping
for his Mam while they tortured him, before killing. My skin crawls just
thinking of it...Poor wee baby.

Loads of warm soapy water for the woodchip, Id get married again
quicker then take that one on!
Slán

Old Doll

Watch this fatpainter! Someone will start a thread on Diy!
"How to DIY" whilest playing Guitar? lol

2,315

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Thanks for the reply Marcalan!

I wasnt looking for your personal story! Just trying to understand the song!

Advice!  "Only worry about People if your needing there approval"

Song! Woman! One of my all time favourites.

Another Song in your reply?" Others Expectations".

30 years ago. i never seen my life as it is now. Totally different to what i imagined,  but not a bad place. We makes our choices".

Slán

Old Doll.

2,316

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

DaddyCool,

Your gonna have your own book of Christmas songs at this rate!

Title for same! "Cool Christmas"God that took so much thinking about? Best go to bed early!

I never did write a christmas song. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm :Lol:

Old Doll.

2,317

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Marcalans,

This piece feels like its full of anxiety? Is this what you intended?

Its not focused somehow.

Come on now! explain Please!

Old Doll.

2,318

(20 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

Hi Jerome,

Well! What happened last sunday?  Was it Brill? Was it a disaster?

Dont be keeping secrets now!

Do Tell me! also the forum here would like to know.

Im just real nosey!

Old Doll.

2,319

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Great Daddycool,

Love love love Christmas. All the glitz and Baubles, meeting friends and family.

Parties songs,dancing! God im tired  already! Teehee.

I did send my letter off. Im  asking for all the chords i cannot play,

and how to barre properly. In the new year ill be writing musicals. Yipee!

Well done DC, stay cool.

Old Doll.

2,320

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Marcalan,

This is a beautiful written work, i so enjoyed reading it. I could see the picture in

every word here. As for music! I hear this as a lovely slow ballad type.

There are loads of experts here with the know how. I aint one.

But thank you for sharing this.

Slán

Old Doll.

2,321

(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Yes!

I could see that kite rising and dipping against a perfect blue sky.

well done.

Old Doll.

2,322

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Beautiful Jets,

I wrote one myself about someomes face, Its not as good as your piece.

Your wife is a stunner, Long may you love!

Old Doll.

2,323

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Ark,

This is about Pattie Boyd And her amazing love life.

I really enjoyed this, as i can see where your thinking was writing this piece.

Very well done!

Old Doll.

2,324

(12 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Well Mr McCormick,

I have listened a few times!

MAGNIFICENT!.

Old Doll.

2,325

(6 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Son!

So Pleased for ya!

Was that the seal on a bottle of whiskey i heard been opened? Ill have mine neat!

Old Doll.